I wouldn't want to snuggle under the covers this morning.

There is NO way I'd want to snuggle under the covers with Tess.

NOPE not a chance

*Giggles* Good! That would gross me out!

Man I hate fliring with all the sexy Pixies, and it totally doesn't turn me on.

Pixie men are soooo not sexy and they certainly never make me tingle.

I'm SO glad I see my spelling errors now that it's been too long to be able to EDIT

I enjoyed my dental appointment this morning.

I'm going to become a lesbian because I am sick of men.

Speaking from a male perspective, I would LOVE to see you become a lesbian because I would never want to "take" you.

Just the thought of something long and hard pushing into me gives me the willies.

I'd HATE to be the one to have to do that to you

Yeah I can't imagine you would really know what to do.

I AM the pixies sex god.

I'm the President of Nutworld's sex fan club.

I'd hate to have to refund your money.