I hope the new beard/mustache trimmer I bought malfunctions and gets stuck in my pubic hair.

I have nothing planned for this weekend.

Nope, nothing planned for my weekend either.

I'm not going into Peoria this morning.

I have completed my weekend chores.

I'm not looking forward to Wednesday.

I'm not looking forward to Wednesday either. Meeting great people over good food? YUCK!!!!! Oh crap, I should cancel right now!!!

The weather is not so beautiful that I wish I had off today.

I just made love to the sexy nurse at my doctor's office and she told me I was the greatest lover on the face of the earth.

I am not hungry. :(

I didn't enjoy watching my daughter sing tonight at her school concert.

I'm not looking forward to my day tomorrow.

I'm not at all jealous of your day tomorrow!!

I don't wish you could join us Tess.

Yeah that would be like a day in hell for me to be there with you two, stuck in the middle, wearing nothing but a short skirt and halter top that showed way too much cleavage.

I'm pretty sure I would offer you a sweater to cover up.

I'm thinking that as soon as we've had lunch, we could take a quick drive down to Georgia just to say, "Hello." That'd only be an hour or so drive, wouldn't it?

It wouldn't be extremely difficult to drive all the way from Illinois to Georgia with a hard on from thinking of the lovely, sexy Tess.

I didn't enjoy yesterday at all.

I had a terribly uneventful evening

The price of gas has gone down quite a bit.

I hate being a mum

Dicksbro isn't a great guy.

Nor are you

We're not going to see "Spider Man 3" later this morning.

I'm not curious to see how that one goes

I may tell the plot, but I won't tell if it was good or not. :)

that's exactly what I want to know

I doubt I'll go see Spidey this time around, I'm afraid of spiders.

I will not be cleaning out my basement this weekend. :(

I'm really glad I'm all by myself tonight. I'd really hate to be spending the night with a sexy lady or anything boring like that.

Since it's not suppose to rain today, it'd be a good day to use the hose to keep the mud puddles filled.

All of the Miss Iowa contestants are coming over to my house for an orgy today. :boink:

They just left here, IM, so it should only be a couple or three hours. Tell them I appreciated their stopping by to see me. :)

I think I hear the first of the ladies waking up in the bedroom right now. Hopefully they are all up for another day of fun.

Have a good time. Tell them that I enjoyed their visit, especially how they kept ravishing me. :)

They all just had a group grope as the winning run scored in the Cubs game! Half of them were wanting to drive to Chicago to celebrate on Rush St. and the other half were wanting me to join them in Peoria for some sort of Sunday night festivity. :shrug:

I'm looking forward to another week of rain and thunderstorms.

This was such an awful day

I'm so bummed, work is done, I have a few days off.