The bad news is when the cup spills.

The good news is that Tess will have to remove some of her clothes to clean them after spilling the coffee.

The bad news is that might happen when were not logged on. :(

The good news is that I have tomorrow off from work and get to sleep in. :line:

The bad news.............. there isn't any. :rolleyes2 ...... The good news is Tess gave us another one of her avatars. :tongue: :slurp: :nod:

The bad news is Tess' new AV has me drooling and I fear for my keyboard.

The good news is that Tess will keep up with her ever changing avatars and you boys best get a towel. :kisser:

The bad news is I need a mop, not a towel......... for the wall.

The good news is that you can buy plastic drop cloths to hang on the wall.

The bad news is the holes you put in the wall when you're hanging the drop cloths.

The good news is when you plan the holes to correspond with the new window location.

The bad news is the extra windows will allow more Summer heat in.

The good news is, you can always open the windows.

The bad news is that without screens, bugs might come flying in. :(

The good news is that my daughter can catch them for her pet axolotl.

Bad news is I had to google axolotl

The good news is that an axolotl is amphibious, not reptilian.

The bad news is that the axolotl lives at the ex's house not mine.

The good news is the Ex lives at the axolotl's house not yours.

The bad news is that the axolotls haven't mutated and eaten the ex by now.

The good news is that it could still happen.

The bad news might be all the belching afterwards. :yikes:

The good news is I have a pack of antacids in the medicine cabinet.

The bad news is "ant acids" smell bad.

The good news is that the snowstorm has passed.

The bad news is I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :yikes:

The good news is I have a truck you could drive.

:roflmao:

The bad news is we don't know where in Pakistan he's hiding and if Chase's truck can get there. :(

The good news is that there is no snow predicted until Tuesday evening.

The bad news is Tuesday evening has arrived.

The good news is that our snowfall total was only 5-6".

The bad news is that 2 to 5 ADDITIONAL inches of snow are possible this morning.

The good news is it's nice and warm inside.

The bad news is that most cars around here are covered in salt. :(

The good news is: It's almost Valentine's Day!

The bad news is: I think I killed this thread!

The good news is that the thread can be revived.

The bad news is that one of the hinges on my back door broke yesterday.

The good news is I can fix that.

The bad news is that the snow is taking a long time to melt.