I enjoyed having a high fever for most of the day.

I'm think I'll stay up all night watching Utube videos

I'm getting ready to go have sex with a bunch of incredibly beautiful women who are waiting for me in my bed right now.

I'm one of those incredibly beautiful women^^^^^^^^^:brows:

Ooooh, I wouldn't want Tess to be waiting for me in my bed.

That's good, cause guys don't turn me on.

I probably couldn't get it up if Tess wanted me to.

I'm sure I really needed to know about his^^^ getting it up!

They've changed all our railroad crossing gates to look like phallic symbols. Every time a train goes by, they get an erection. :boink:

That ^^^ didn't just crack me up. :roflmao:

I'm thinking about giving up sex and joining a cult of virgin man haters.

Never been the inspiration behind one of those ^^^ cults before. :roflmao:

I'm not up too early.

I had a quiet, ... early evening... :wobbly:

I wonder going outside and honking the car's horn would wake the neighbors.

I'm overjoyed at the thought of having my wisdom teeth removed.

I am most attracted to people who lie and play mind games.

I love getting bills in the mail. It makes me feel wanted. :)

I didn't fall asleep at my computer last night while trying to write a story.

I went to bed early last night to get a jump start on today.

I hope they decide not to do anything about this throbbing tooth I've got.

I can't wait to paint the outside of the house.

I wish they would just tear down the new siding and rip out the new windows they have installed in my place.

I think I'll change my mind, and stick with this job awhile.

I think I'll go ahead and take my celebratory 10,000 posts pics this afternoon just to get it out of the way.

I really can't stand the thought of having strap-on sex with anyone...male or female.

That thought ^^^ doesn't intrigue me either.

I would never advocate F-to-M strap-on sex!

I would never consider letting a lady use a strap-on on me.

I would never go to a sex shop and buy any type of sex toy.

I have never been to a sex shop.

I think flirting should be a criminal offense.

I never flirt.

I am single

I am married.

Reading mikaylasmummy's great news didn't just really brighten my day!

I didn't think that the pm I got from you was funny at all

An old family friend has not just left.

Coming here to Pixies depresses me .

I'm not happy to be getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.