I would never have a relationship with someone younger than I.

I would never be turned on by an older woman.

I never get turned on by anything or anyone here at Pixies.

I'm a man whore.

I find sex stories to be disgusting!

I am very glad I'm not going to have sex tonight.

I don't like hot, sweaty sex.

I hate performing oral sex on a juicy pussy.

I hate pearl necklaces.

I doubt I'll be sore in the morning from having my wisdom teeth removed this afternoon.

I hope IowaMan never posts another picture!

I hate it when it's sunny and 75 degrees outside.

I hate sleeping in on a cold morning.

My jaw isn't starting to hurt and I'm not really wanting to be able to eat solid food.

I hate being taken out and wined and dined.

I didn't take a few pain pills when I probably could've gotten by with just Tylenol.

I really have nothing to do other than play smut games

I'm glad I can't get to sleep.

I've never felt better in my life!

I'm going to cancel my trip to California and instead go in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

I'm not going to wish my wife a Happy Mother's Day.

My kids never think of me on Mothers Day.

It is a miserable, windy rainy day today.

Today is the happiest day of my life.

I'm oh so very happy I can't be there to lend some support to lusty1.

The American Civil War is an uninteresting subject.

I just love confrontation.

I don't celebrate special days.

Special days are the same to me as every ther day of the year.

Years go by more slowly when you get older.

I won't cum in your mouth

I went to work today.

I sure hope Illinois raises it gasoline taxes pretty soon like our gov has proprosed.

Putting gas in my car is the high point of my day.

Did you know I was one of the aliens in the movie, "Independence Day?"

I NEVER miss IowaMan when I don't hear from him for a few days.

I speak fluent Italian

My home is a 35-room mansion on 150 acres.

It's so nice having a personal helicopter to use when I go shopping.

I do not visit Pixies while at work.