MYYYYY mommy-milkshake makes all the babies jump and my boobies are nice-n-plump. damn right they're nice-n-plump. i could teach you but you'd hafta pump... :D

rotflmfao....LOL :grin: that was precious!

hysterical addition wyndhy!

lil...let me help you get your ass back on :rolleyes:

thanks WI

Don't worry wyndhy... I got Lil's ass for her... ;)


Leaning on a Lappost ~ George Formby

I’m leaning on a lamp, maybe you think I look a tramp,
Or you may think I’m hanging round to steal a car.
But no, I’m not a crook, and if you think that’s what I look,
I’ll tell you why I’m here and what my motives are.

I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.
I don’t know if she’ll get away, she doesn’t always get away,
But anyhow I know that she’ll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.

There’s no other girl I could wait for,
This one I’d break any date for,
I won’t have to ask what she’s late for.
She wouldn’t leave me flat, she’s not a girl like that.
Oh she’s absolutely wonderful and marvellous and beautiful,
And anyone can understand why,
I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street,
In case a certain little lady comes by.

give it a sexy swat for me, k?

When you say nothing at all
Ronan Keating


It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you light up the dark.
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand, says you'll catch me wherever ever I fall.
Now, you say it best when you say nothing at all.

All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd.
Try as the may, they could never define,
What's being said between your heart and mine.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me.
A touch of your hand, says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
Yeah, you say it best when you say nothing at all.

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me.
A touch of your hand, says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
Now, you say it best when you say nothing at all...

Swats Lil's sexy ass... and breaks out wit sum...

Eric B. and Rakim ~ Mahogany

Me and Eric b was coolin' at the Palladium
Seen an all-world covered girl, I said "Hey lady I’m
sorry if you're in a rush - don't let me hold ya up
or intervene or interrupt, but. . .
You got the look - I wanna get to know ya better"
I had to let her know - but yo, I didn't sweat her
'Cause if you woulda seen what I was seein'
Almost looked Korean, but European.
When she spoke, her accent was self-explanatory -
Even her body language told the story
Her name was Mahogany - twin's name was Ebony
I said "my name is Ra - and this is Eric b"
Since the music was loud, I said "let's take a walk,
So we could talk and see New York.
Show time doesn't start until one o'clock
And once I entered your mind I wouldn't wanna stop
Caressin' ya thoughts till we was thinkin' the same
Calm ya nerves, massage ya brain
Each mic is a mineral, poetry's protein
Verse is a vitamin - affects like codeine
So tell me how you feel and i'll reveal
A pill that'll heal ya pain - 'cause I’m real
She musta o-d'd 'cause she couldn't resist
She spoke slowly when she told me this, she said


Over me, she's goin' crazy
She'll rub me on my chest and call me Mr. sexy
She said she'd have my kids and help me make my next G
Tell me I ain't finesse Mahogany . . .


So I prescribed her, something to revive
And surprise her, she's liver and much more wiser
Than the light I shine when my brain cells spark,
Come to me so we can glow in the dark
And soon, you can represent the moon
As long as I keep ya in tune
I'll tell ya who ya are and why ya here
Take it in stride 'cause it might take a year
It's funny - how time flies when ya havin' fun
We got close and it was almost one
She kissed me slow, but you know how far a kiss can go
Fuck around and miss the show
So I told her to hold that thought real tight
We can finish where we left off later on tonight
Back to the scene of the crime on time
As they introduced the 'fiend of the rhyme'
She stood with a birds-eye view of me
Thinkin' of later on of what she would do to me
The back of the room I could see her eyes gloom
Patient, but hopin' that the show was over soon
As the place was ripped in half, she made her way to the front row
So I said "let's go"
I packed my mic as they screamed for an encore
The speakers were blown, plus my mic was sore
Besides I got places to go, ladies to see
And she could tell me how crazy she was over me
We drove off - she said she liked the way that I performed
And couldn't wait to get 'soft and warm', I said,
"I’ve been watchin' you, watchin' me
Looks I received made it hard to emcee
I can take a hint, so I knew that she
Wanted my "agony agony ag-on-y" in her bod-y
Showed her some sights, then I took her to the condo
She was pipin' hot, but I kept my calm so
She asked how come I don't smile
I said, "Everything’s fine, but I’m in a New York state of mind"
As we reached the kingdom, she said bring some
Champagne, she'll entertain then sing some
Sentimental, songs real gentle,
It hit the spot and you know where it went to
As we embraced I felt her heart pumpin'
I knew she was in the mood for somethin'
So I laid on my back and relaxed
It wasn't the Perignon that made her collapse
Over me


Over me, she's goin' crazy
She'll rub me on my chest and call me Mr. sexy
She said she'd have my kids and help me make my next G
Tell me I ain't finesse Mahogany . . .

Rescue Me~ Fontella Bass


Rescue me, take me in your arms.
Rescue me, I want your tender charms.
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm blue.
I need you and your love too.
Come on and rescue me.

Come on baby, and rescue me.
Come on baby, and rescue me.
'Cause I need you by my side.
Can't you see that I'm lonely.

Rescue me, Come on and take my heart.
Take your love and conquer ev'ry part.
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm blue.
I need you and your love too.
Come on and rescue me.

Come on baby, and rescue me.
Come on baby, and rescue me.
'Cause I need you by my side.
Can't you see that I'm lonely.

Come on baby, take me baby, hold me baby, love me baby.
Can't you see that I need you, baby.
Can't you see that I'm lonely.
Rescue me, come on and take my hand.
Come on baby and be my man, 'cause I love you, 'cause I want you.
Can't you see that I'm lonely, mmm, mmm.
Take me baby, love me baby, need me baby, mmm, mmm.
Can't you see that I'm lonely.



Rescue me, rescue me, mmm, mmm...

When will I see you again~ The Three Degrees

Hoo…ha…
Ha…hoo…
Precious moments

When will I see you again
When will we share precious moments
Will I have to wait forever, will I have to suffer (Suffer)
And cry the whole night through

When will I see you again
When will our hearts beat together
Are we in love or just friends
Is this my beginning or is this the end (Is this the end)

When will I see you again
When will I see you again
When will I see you again

Ha…hoo…
Precious moments

Are we in love or just friends
Is this my beginning or is this the end (Is this the end)

When will I see you again

When will I see you again (Sweet, sweet love)
When will I see you again (Come on, come on)
When will I see you again (Tell me, yeah)
When will I see you again (My sweet love, oh, yeah)

When will I see you again (Ooh…)
When will I see you again (Come on, come on, hey)
When will I see you again (Come on, come on, hey)
When will I see you again (Ooh…yeah…)

When will I see you again
When will I see you again

For Denny-

(van morrison)

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

For the morning sun in all it’s glory
Greets the day with hope and comfort too
You fill my life with laughter
And somehow you make it better
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
There’s a love that’s divine
And it’s yours and it’s mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

There’s a love that’s divine
And it’s yours and it’s mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

And have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
Take away all my sadness
Fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
Take away all my sadness
Fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

You'll Accompany Me Lyrics ~ Bob Seger


A gypsey wind is blowin warm tonight
the sky is starlit and the time is right
and still your tellin me you have to go
before you leave there's somethin you should know

yeah
something you should know babe

I've seen you smilin in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flyin when you run
i've made my mind up that its meant to be
someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

someday lady you'll acomp'ny me
out where rivers meet the soundin sea
your high above me now your wild and free
oh but someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
someday lady you'll accomp'ny me yeah

ohh

Some people say that love's a losin game
you start with fire but you lose the flame.
the ashes smolder but the warmths soon gone
you end cold and loneley own your own

Ill take my chances babe i'll risk it all
i'll win your love or i'll take the fall
ive made my mind up girl its meant to be,
someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

someday lady you'll acomp'ny me
it's written down somewhere its got to be
your high above flyin wild and free
oh but someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
someday lady you'll accomp'ny me yeah

someday lady you'll acomp'ny me
out where rivers meet the soundin sea
i feel it in my soul its meat to be
oh someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
someday lady you'll accomp'ny me yeah

And let us not forget the timeless classic.....


Tone Loc's Funky Cold Medina!

Alright, dig it

[ VERSE 1 ]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

[ VERSE 2 ]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg :sex:
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

[ VERSE 3 ]
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man :eek:
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies :boobs:
Ya know?

Break it down

[ VERSE 4 ]
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all

Feels like today ~ Rascal Flatts~

Woke up this morning
With this feeling inside me that I can't explain
like a weight that I've carried
Been carried away, away

But I know something is coming
I don't know what it is
But I know it's amazing, you save me
My time is coming
And I'll find my way out of this longest drought...

It feels like today I know
It feels like today I'm sure
It's the one thing that's missin'
The one thing I'm wishin'
Life's sacred blessin' and then
It feels like today
Feels like today

You treat life like a picture
But it's not a moment thats frozen in time
It's not gonna wait
Til you make up your mind, at all

So while this storm is breaking
While there's light at the end of the tunnel
Keep running towards it
Releasing the pressure, that's my heartache
Soon this dam will break

And it feels like today I know,
it feels like today, I'm sure
It's the one thing that's missin'
The one thing you're wishin'
Life's sacred blessin' and then,
It feels like today

Feels like, feels like your life changes
Feels like, feels like your life changes

It's the one thing that's missin'
The one thing you're wishin'
Life's sacred blessin' and then,
It feels like today

Feels like, feels like your life changes
Feels like, feels like your life changes

The Woman With You by Kenny Chesney
She hit the door, 6:55
Sack full of groceries split down the side
Canned goods scattered all the way to the curb
Look on her face sayin "don't say a word"
So it's me and her and a can of beans
Sittin there on the front porch swing
A western sky all turnin red
Head on my shoulder, she sighed and said

I've been gopherin, chaufferin, company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Anymore there ain't nothin I swear man
That I don't do
I been jugglin, strugglin, closin big deals
Dancin backwards in high heels
Just when it feels like I can't make it through
She said, it sure is nice to just be the woman with you

She said, the girl I was with a business degree
Probably wouldn't recognize me
I was gonna run the bank, I was gonna run the math
Now all I wanna run is a bubble bath
Back then, ya know, I had this plan
Before all this reality set in
Here come life, boy, ready or not
Hey, I wanted it all and that's what I got

Cuz I'm gopherin, chaufferin, company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Anymore there ain't nothin I swear man
That I don't do
I been jugglin, strugglin, closin big deals
Dancin backwards in high heels
Just when it feels like I can't make it through
She said, it sure is nice to just be the woman with you

She said, I'm gopherin, chaufferin, company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Anymore there ain't nothin I swear man
That I don't do
I been jugglin, strugglin, closin big deals
Dancin backwards in high heels
Just when it feels like I can't make it through
She said, it sure is nice to just be the woman, the woman with you
The woman with you