true

i love the ocean

Not guilty.

I love to ski.

Not Guilty... Never been


I love to water ski.


*I hope I am playing this game correctly...*

Not Guilty....

Love to cruise on a boat on a sunny day

Guilty


Ever masturbated while "on the clock" at work?

Lol........not on a clock....but in the bathroom.....yes...


Have you masterbated on company time while at work?

Yep


Have you ever cried while at work?

Guilty..

HYE .....phoned in sick at work when you were not sick

HAHA......... the boss would find out immediately....... self employed


I go on mini vacations over a weekend

not guilty but if i had weekends and enough money, my air miles would be huge!


i have in the last week spent 5 nights in the pub but have not touch a alcoholic drink!

Not guilty...but ask me Friday

You are a person who would like to be filthy rich!

Hell yeah!! The filthier the better I say. :D


You sometimes feel like running away.

Who doesn't sometimes?


You'd like to escape to a warm island...........

guilty - how'd you know? :p

You'd like warm cup of coffee right now.

Not guilty ... since I go to work soon. But when I get home again .... :)

I wouldn't mind winning the lottery.

guilty.......... and ya... it would change me! :D


I'm tired of listening to politicians

Guilty...You know how to tell if a politician is lying? Watch to see if his lips move.

You are wishing you could be with a certain person other than your s/o.

Not guilty ... at least for now since nothing is coming to mind. Answer subject to change without notice. :rolleyes2

Enjoys flirting.

not guilty

i need a raise

Guilty

I need to wash my car

True ... but not the car. ;)

:faint:

Need to get some grass seed and fertilizer for our lawn soon.

True, but I'll probably wait until I get to work.

I need to get dressed.

False... clotheing is over rated....


I need sleep

Guilty...

Will you have a nap today?

Not Guilty......

Been missing some of my pixie friends.... :)

waaaaaaaaay guilty!



I love post-its!

OMG i can't believe you just right now said that!!!! I have been emailing work today since I am at home working and the girl just wrote how she loved all my emails instead of post its all over.........
to answer your question..........I LOVE POST ITS I have one in teh shape of an "L" (for my real name)

I love chocolate and would love to have some melted all over my body

Guilty...

You have licked whipped cream off of a cock/or pussy.

guilty, off of a nice hard cock

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue

Not guilty, but I would like to see that...

You love experimenting with sex

Guilty

I'm feeling really kinky lately.

Not Guilty......(at this moment....but one never knows... :devilish: )


I am sleeping alone tonight

True

I'll be sleeping alone every night for a long time :rolleyes2