I think you should give me a break on that one and not spank me. :D

I think IowaMan HATES being spanked and even the thought of it makes him want to hide.

I don't like to play "Hide the Sausage". :p

I have no idea WHERE one might find to hide said sausage. ;)

Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to find a good place to hide said sausage.

I don't think we could cum up with an idea together, either.

Lusty1 isn't starting to turn me on a bit. :p

I would never do that intentionally.

I love a cup of scorching hot coffee on a day that would make hell look like Antartica.

I would love to have said cup of coffee spilled in my lap.

I hate kenadenee's sense of irony and humor.

There aren't a few things that I've fantasized about lusty1 teaching me.

I could never spend any time showing IowaMan anything...I am FAR too busy!

I have now mastered the thing lusty1 was trying to talk me thru a couple of months ago.

I love having a headache.

99.9999999% of the Pixies men aren't rock hard at the thought of Sally Smith.

No way that I'd spend time with sally OR lusty!

I hate it when people compliment me...especially on my assets. ;)

Well........................ I'M NOT LOOKING AT A COUPLE OF YOUR ASSETS NOW!!!!

Or ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to talk more to Sally about banking.

I can't stand the thought of being the meat in a lusty1/sally sandwich.

I hate it when Sally stays so long! :)

I don't think the above 3-some and I would ever have any fun!

I hate women wearing scantily clad clothing and dancing around me in provocative ways.

I despise Lingerie or anything that shows cleavage

Sally how did you know? So do I!!!!!!!!!!

The thought of Coaster, Sally and I in a room together just makes me sick!

Women bumping and grinding against each other should be outlawed and banned.

I would never have sex with outlaw bands!

I'm an angel. :angel:

Sally and I received our halos at the same ceremony. ;)

I have no desire to cup her breasts!

I never play with my own breasts.

And you'd never let lusty play with them either i bet!

My breasts are completely off limits. Not even patrick gets to play with them.

I'd never even considered having sally's pillows to lay on or lusty's, dangling onto my lips!

Pillow talk like that ^^^^ doesn't make me think of sex.

I would never post to the same thread twice in a row.

All of this "pillow talk" makes me nothing but tired!

I've never had lustful thoughts about lusty1.