Life is good.

Good, better, best!

Best Western

Western is my favourite type of film.

Film on water usually indicates it's stagnant.

Stagnant water often smells bad.

Bad things sometimes happen to good people.

People are full of surprises.

Surprises can be fun.

Fun is a source of amusement.

Amusement sometimes takes a person's mind off their troubles.

Troubles are usually resolved over time.

Time always seems in short supply when you need it the most.

Most people I know think that I'm crazy.

Crazy about you! :hot:

You got that right, I bet.

Bet only the money in your pockets.

Pockets are really handy when you've got some loose change to put away.

Away is where I go when I want to be alone.

Alone, I entered the cave.

Cave men lived with cave women in cave societies.

Societies require compromise if they are to be maintained.

Maintained for future use.

Use of this forum is restricted to those who post here or browse it at their leisure.

Leisure should not be wasted.

Wasted away to nothing.

Nothing is better than a good orgasm.

Orgasm at night and you'll sleep real tight. :)

Tight shoes are bad for your feet.

Feet are made for walking ... or rollerskating ... or sking ... or ... someplace to put your socks.

Socks get lost! :(

Lost and Found places are a good place to look for stuff lost.

Space odyssey

Odyssey was once the name of my favourite Avon fragrance.

Fragrance is usually associated with a sweet or pleasing scent.

Scent trails are often used by animals to mark their turf.

Turf wars are often noisy.

Noisy grass that's holds strong views on things is often the reason. :spin:

Reason seldom solves turf wars that can break out when bureaucrats fight for access to resources or capital or over control.