I don't think so.

WYE honk your horn in a residential neighborhood at night just to wake people?

nope

WYE TP someone's house?

No. Might have as a teenager (didn't but might have), but not now.

WYE sit in your back yard and just watch the moon and stars?

Yep done that

WYE lie in the hammock and swing under the moon & stars?

yup sounds perfect

WFE write a love song for someone?

naw, i suck at stuff like that.

wye write an erotic story for a specific someone

yeah I have........

WYE bungee jump?

(((((Coaster)))))

Bungee jump? Not a chance!


WYE ride in a sidecar?

No, it's hard to attach to my surfboard. :rofl:

Would you ever enter a pie eating contest?

No, I'm a slow eater.


WYE lick someone's boots?

Yes I would, if those boots were tattooed on Denny's cock.

WYE sneak a peek at your daughter's diary?

No daughter, so, no.


WYE try to seduce your SO's best friend?

Nope

WYE walk barefoot in the mud

Nope...but I might take matters into my own hands. ;)


WYE steal someone else's underwear as a momento?