Me and my cat, Stud. We be mates.

Mates for life - that's what my wife and I are.

Are we having fun yet?

Yet: noun, the singular form of Yeti, or Abominable Snowmen.

Snowmen was a delightful topic of a series of Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.

Cartoons are a fun way to start the day.

Day one of the rest of your life ... yep, that's today alright.

Alright, let's do it!

It may not always be easy to do.

Do behave yourself.

Yourself, or, someone you choose could do the painting.

Painting can be messy.

Messy is just another word for fun!

Fun is what most of us look for.

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Tolls can be a real pain in the arse.

Arse shape was the appearance of the the two tan globes sitting side-by-side.

Side-by-side, they strolled along the beach.

Beach blankets can even be nice for picnics in the park when the weather coorperates.

"Cooporates" is a sucky word to begin a sentence.

Sentence structure used to be taught in schools.

Schools train children.

Children, especially small ones, can be a real delight and fill our hearts with smiles.

Smiles are worthy goals of our effort.

Effort is generally required to achieve anything worthwhile.

Worthwhile goals help keep us on the right track.

Track is laid whereever railroads run.

Run in place to get nowhere.

Nowhere is where we end up on one of our weekend drives.

Drives of close to 400 yards are sometimes achieved by professional golfters.

Golfers dress funny.

Funny stuff often happens during foreplay.

Foreplay can sometimes be better than the main event.

Event scheduling can be difficult all the activities people are involved in.

In case of fire, break glass.

Glass is not a good thing to step on with bare feet.

Feet first is the way I sometimes dive into a swimming pool.

Pool boys without their shirts on and their muscles rippling in the hot sun get me all hot and bothered.

Bothered by mosquitos; use an insect repllent.

Repellant though the thought might be, the other guy is sometimes correct.