Green M&M's are to sex as ... red roses are to flying.


Bacon is to eggs as ...

Bacon is to eggs as ... jelly is to toast.

Love is to sex as ...

Love is to sex as ... Devotion is to Running.


Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ...

Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ... fat, beer-bellied men are to television presentations of the Super Bowl. :D

Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ...

Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ... a stiff breeze is to a day of sailing.


AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ...

AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ... the transportation industry is to Pinewood Derby cars.

Condoms are to birthday balloons as ...

Condoms are to birthday balloons as ... hockey masks are to halloween masks.


Fish are to lakes as ...

Fish are to lakes as ... birds are to sky.

Bathrooms are to baths as ...

Bathrooms are to baths as ... Cars are to Back seats.


Black garters are to men's imaginations as ...

Black garters are to men's imaginations as ... muscle shirts are to women's.

Semen stains are to trousers as ...

ripped pantyhose are to dresses.

Vibes are to women as ...

Vibes are to women as ... just about anything is to a man.


Missionary position is to sex as ...

Missionary position is to sex as ... apples are to fruit.


Naughtiness is to sex as...

... porn is to pornographers.

Sunshine is to mornings as ...

Sunshine is to Mornings as ... Orgasms are to Sex.


TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ...