But of course, that's what I did. Now where would you like me to put the cream?

Perhaps madam would like to taste the fruits of her efforts...

Oh my, it tastes so creamy, so sweet......may I see if the other creams taste the same before I order more?

Would Madam like to slect a different server? I'm told that variety is the spice of life...

No sir..please stay with me and take care of my hunger needs......please.

But of course, if Madam requests it. I was merely thinking that a second helping could be from a different source.

Madam, would you mind taste testing my cream as well?

oh yes please......... the creams are all different...i love them all........

Would the lady like a cherry with her cream?

That would be delightful

A large dark red one with no pip?

Perfect....and sir, what do you recommend me to fill my mouth with after?

Something long, filling perhaps and very tasty.

Ok, I'd like one of those to start and can I order the "all you can eat"?

I'm thinking of starting with some chilled vodka, straight up.