and I'll show you a host of men after her.

Show me a one man woman.

And I will show you another pic hehe

Show me a concert ticket to see Shania Twaine

and I'll show you a good time on it's way.

Show me tickets to see Nickelback.

and I'll show you one confused lady (who are they?)

show me a pair of stiletto heels

and I'll show you a lady who isn't planning on walking a lot.

(they're a rock band.... the one in my CD at the moment LOL sorry)

Show me a woman in a teddy.

and I will show you yet another pic...hehe

Show me a web cam

And I'll show you a smiling fellow.

Show me a woman excited to travel and I'll show you....

...someone who waits for the weekend.

Show me a man who can make a trip in quick time...

And I'll show you a woman dress as a man

Show me a beautiful view

there's that webcam again LOL

Show me a man willing to challenge the world.

And I'll show you my love

Show me somewhere I can smoke without feeling like a leper

and I'll show you one of few places left.

Show me a place where laughter is abundant.

And I will show you the way to my home

Show me an Avacado Pear...( the mind boggles )

and I'll just have a bewildered look. LOL

Show me a woman with endless patience.

A pic of me again? hehe its a good job I have so many

Show me a man that lets go of the TV remote control

Now there's my pic. I don't watch TV often.

Show me a couple who still hold hands after years together.

and I"ll show you a couple still very much in love

show me a couple who still like to stare into each other's eyes

And I'll show you an unmarried couple

Show me a tomato

and I'll show you a good sandwich to put it on.

Show me a couple walking in the rain laughing.

LOL....want another pic????

Show me a scented candle

and I'll show you the perfect lighting for a romantic meal.

Show me a bouquet of flowers.

And I'll show you a surprised lady

Show me a slice of ham

and I'll show you a person who cracks up people at a party

show me an incredibly caring person

lol....Not another pic surely?

show me a lousy lover

and I'll show you a person who won't find another....

show me a person who isn't into foreplay

and I'll show you a corpse




Show me a person who doesn't like giving oral.......

and I'll show you one who won't receive it much

show me a person giving oral

and I'll show you someone enjoying themselves.

Show me a person who doesn't like kissing after oral.

and I'll show you someone who isn't adventurous

show me someone who likes to cum multiple times in one night

...and I'll show you a man, willing to give without a second thought.

Show me a woman who is wild in bed...

and I'll show you a man who likes to drive her wild.




Show me a man who takes pictures of his partner after sex..........

And I'll show you a guy who hopes something exciting will develop. :D


Show me a lady with bedroom eyes...

and I'll show you woman hoping for a man with bedroom hands.




Show me a woman in love with two men........................

and I'll show you an indecisive woman

show me a woman having sex with 2 men

and I'll show you a woman with more than her hands full.

Show me a man who shares his woman.

and I'll show you a man comfortable in his relationship....

show me a woman who shares her man.....

...and I'll show you a man with a BIG smile. :-)


Show me a woman who shaves her pussy.....

and I'll show you a woman who doesn't want razor burn.



Show me a man who shaves his pubic area.........................

...and I'll show you a man who's keeping Gillette in business.


Show me a woman who makes lots of noise during sex....