I knew that from your posts, TT. :boink:

I thoroughly enjoy being awakened by someone using their outside voice.

I have nothing to do today!

I just love making lunch for kids that turn around and give it all to the dog.

I need to go on a diet, so I set it up one based on buttered popcorn, ice cream and pecan pie. :)

I'm starting DB's new diet plan tomorrow! :thumb:

What happens is the fat cells see all that new diet coming at them and they panic, go on strike, and you lose weight! Makes sense, doesn't it?

DB, you are brilliant and this diet plan will make me look like a Super model in no time.

I turned sideways in the mirror and almost disappeared. Thank heavens, I had an erection. :)

I'm thinking of running a marathon.

ROFL DB!

I have the most wonderful sense of direction!

The secret, Steph, is not to care where you're going. That way, you're always on the right path.

Anyway ... back to the thread ...

I'm so wealthy, they started entering my bank balance using scientific notation. :)

I've been embezelling funds from dicksbro's account for months.

i absolutely hate eating pecans

i love being sweet and hypocritical.

I'm going to wait until the day is completely over before having lunch.

I'm going down the street and give that crappy neighbor a piece of my mind, and then I'm going to punch him where it counts.

I don't have someone that I would love to punch right this very moment!

I can't stand the sight of a woman wearing black lace lingerie.

I think women in burlap is sexier.

I've never paddled a woman. :spank:

I've never written a D/s fantasy before.

I've never blindfolded, cuffed and left a nude woman in an empty bathtub. :blink:

^^^Oooo good one!


I have never spent days shopping for the perfect collar.

I've never used a clit pump on a woman.

I never wore nipple clamps.

I never woke up a woman using anything besides my hand.

I only like to have vanilla sex.

I've never done anything that made a woman squirt when she orgasmed.

Can't stand when I am made to squirt.

I'm disappointed if I don't make her squirt.

^^^Is that a lie?


I going to run away and join a circus.

That is a lie.


I've never used a remote control vibrator on a woman in a restaurant.

I don't ever look at Sybian sex machines and drool.

I don't have a "sex stand" in my bedroom now.

I haven't been shopping for a naughty school girl outfit.

I've never given a naughty school girl a bare-bottomed, hard paddling.

I've never had a bare-bottomed, hard paddling.

I have a closet full of naked girls.