I would never take pics!!!!! :D

I'm thinking Little IowaMan will be making a full length feature film very soon.

I'm loving my new skin tone

I'll bet GreenChef doesn't wish Neige was there with him to pamper his sunburn.

You couldn't be more right

Neige probably doesn't miss GreenChef at all either.

That's what she keeps telling me

I don't wish I had the love of my life in my life right now.

I don't wish you the best of luck in finding her...

I don't appreciate that ^^^.

I hate the Summer!

I'm not completely in awe of one of my friends.

I'm not anxious to get back into the routine of early morning posting at Pixies.

I'd hate for that ^^^ to happen!

I love the hot, humid weather.

We've turned off our air conditioner so we could enjoy the hot weather more.

I didn't have to turn my air conditioner on during the middle of the night.

It's getting so cold here, ice is forming on the streets.

I've got it all figured out.

I'm not excited that we are leaving today for vacation.

I'm not wishing that Tess' vacation would bring her to Peoria in August.

I don't hope that one of my flights on my upcoming trip goes off course and I end up on a tropical island with a bunch of incredibly sex starved, beautiful women who think I'm the sexiest man they've ever seen.

I'm not still tired.

I'm not very unsure about part of my trip going well.

I'm not happy that the doc gave me a good bill of health.

Helping coach the little league team, although I really didn't do all that much, wasn't a little more strenuous for me than I thought it would be.

It's always nice when you try to do good things and they fail miserably making you look bad.

It's not going to be really tough to get used to not coming to Pixies while I'm on vacation.

We won't miss your sharp wit either.

I'm knitting a sweater for my pet tarantula.

Our cats like to read us stories in the evenings.

Fun seeing the tarantula wearing that sweater.

I never even think of IowaMan since he's on vacation!

I am not at all sexually frustrated

I never enjoy get togethers with relatives.

A day without laundry to do is a day that isn't worth living.

I shower with my clothes on so I don't have to wash them.

My life is so exciting they made a movie about it...it's called "From Hell"

I think I'll join the race for President.

My computer is soooo fast this morning, I had three posts in before I got logged in.