Dont believe in new homes, i like them old and well built

The person below me can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

for 45 minutes to an hour ;)



the person below me feels like a candy apple alllllll red and horny :sex:

Hmm not red...not horny.....but sure :D

The person below me can zip-a-dee-do-da

If that means I can unzip your fly with my teeth then I am your girl ;)

the person below me can touch my nose with their tongue

Go ahead, stick that nose up here. :)

The person below me is not wearing underwear.

Just put my shorts on.

The person below me enjoys seeing no underwear.

:D

The person below me is looking forward to a quiet evening.

The quieter the better.

The person below me has a special playmate tonight.

Yep. My wife. :) Or my hand. :(

The person below me is expecting some good news.

Yup...hoping Horseman12 is gonna tell me he has finished work for the day....woo hoo

The person below me is an excellent driver

Well I did take driving school...so I hope so..If nothing else I can handle a car going fast.

The person below me has the need for speed.

Very true ... though since my speedometer cable broke, speed is relative!

The person below me dreams of another life in another time.

I'd love to live in the 1880s in England! So much going on then . . .

The person below me wants to fast forward (even a bit in time) to get over some rough times.

Ill just fastforward to everytime I am naked....just have sex all the time.

The person below me is naked now

Underneath my clothes :D

The person below me has an appetite for a lunch that doesn't include food

me damn it.....


the person below me needs a vacation in a warm tropical locale

Don't I just.....the US preferably :))

The person below me is a dreamer

Dreaming of all the lovely ladies here at Pixies.

The person below me is dreaming of someone special.

Yes, as always......

The person below me is a fan of improvisational comedy.

Would love to be one.

The person below me enjoys long lazy summer days.

I do. I tend to like temperatures ranging from cool to warm rather than hot or cold. But then, that's just my preference.

The person below me loves "history" shows.

Yes, I do....I'm hooked on the History Channel and History Channel International. Gimme a good program about Egypt any day!!


The person below me has done without for too long.

Yes ma'am that is me .

The person below me is also in the same boat.

Not only in the boat with you, but most likely the Captain.


The person below me would love to try new things if only their S/O would agree.

I am probably more adventureous than my wife. Not a complaint, just a fact. I would like to try more things if she were only more inclined. Oh well.

The person below me is tried of rain for now.

Damn you're so right I got soaking wet coming into work grrrrrrr damn that rain !!!

Oh now the person below me really needs to post more pics they're depriving pixie pervs of their required daily intake of nakedness !

I've been told I need to post new ones--will have to work on that!

The person below me watched a new television program recently.

It was quite a good one actually about reformed crimals that now show people how to secure their homes better. One of the guys breaks into the house of the person they're helping to show how easy it is..........Last week they got away with £30,000 worth of stuff in 5 minutes :D

The person below me is in desperate need of chocolate and if they don't get some soon there's gonna be trouble !

Depends on how you are serving it.


The person below needs a drink

been thinking about coconut rum and pineapple juice since yesterday

Okay, let's get this going again. I'll have the thingy down under attached to me :D

... and the person below me wants one too.

told ya I am obsessed with needing a drink...fuck...sorry


the person below me needs a long rainy weekend in bed

Me for sure. Been a long week at work need to catch up on my sleep.


the person below me bought themselves a new toy this week

Well actually it was just sunglasses.

The person below me loves amber tinted sunglasses.

Hmm . . . I suppose . . . wait . . .

That's definitely true!!!

The person below me visits Pixies only once in a while.

lately that seems to be true ... i'm trying to correct that

the person below checks the smut games as soon as they log on