what is a worse sounding alternative to Hi-Fi or "High"-Fi

Diamond tiped and/or carbide

What determines if you're buying or just renting?

Driven by what's inside

What motivates a dildo maniac?

220

how many volts power a plug in vibrator?


oooooohhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

What is The Universal Moan of Pleasure?



10 inches

what every woman wants?

dark and wet

what is the condition of typical consumer of the new Luther Vandross album?

"rocking about with your cock out"

What do you call pebble hunting in a nudist resort?

Finding Nemo

what is the oppsite of finding som'mo? (some more)

sweet, sticky and creamy

Q : How do you like your ice creams ?

A: I don't know, 12 ?

at what age do pedophiles start looking for new girlfriends?

high wire

What do you call that infernal string to the ceiling light when you're trying to get romantic?

Charmin Tissues

What has enhanced more pre-teen bosom than puberty?

The results of a frustrating date

What do you call a good night without a kiss?

Sing a song of sixpence

What is the International Exchange Rate for my Opinions??


Bubblebath and Candles