I'm jumping for joy because of the side effects I'm having from one of my new meds.

I hope something else goes wrong today.

I am not hungry

I grew wings overnight. :yikes:

It's 4:40AM ... I think I'll go mow my lawn.

I have decided to take my vows. (as a nun...)

No, really!

Ok, maybe...

Thinking about it , anyway.

WW

I don't like PBJ sandwiches! :)

I'm getting married tomorrow and everybody is invited.

Modern opera is easy on the ear.

I'm not sweaty from doing yardwork

I'm going to be on exhibit at the San Diego Zoo this coming October.

I didn't enjoy the picnic with friends today.

My cats did not just make me laugh!

Tomorrow I have surgery to make me the tallest man in the universe.

I think I'm going to buy an airplane today.

I hope that this work week will be full of problems.

I'm looking forward to winning the lottery this week.

I never follow myelf posting in a thread

^^^ That did NOT get a chuckle out of me!

I sure hope the Cardinals beat the Cubs tonight.

I bet you have your home all decorated in red bird feathers don't you, IowaMan.

I'm wearing a Fredbird costume as I type. :D

I thought so ... :)

I was unhappy to see my son return from his Backpacking trip.

A backpacking trip doesn't sound like a lot of fun.

I didn't enjoy Evan Almighty today.

I hate watching the kittens roll and tumble on the porch.

I don't like parks

I'm going to paint my bald head to look like an 8-ball.

I watch a lot of TV

I love it when things get out of control.

Weekends are for uncompensated overtime!

Uncompensated overtime is one of the perks companies usually offer employees.

I'm Batman!

My weekend chores are not yet complete.

I just bought a new Rolls Royce

I am DBs chauffeur.

I enjoyed discovering that my van's battery was dead.

I'm as good of a guitar player as Jimi Hendrix.

Having 21 kittens has always been a life-long dream of mine!