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Hurt by rejection, I look for consolation in your arms.
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Arms are necessary if arm rests are to have much value. :spin:
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Value is the intersection of utility and cost.
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Cost an arm and a leg
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Leg warmers went out of style years ago.
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Ago would be a strange name for a goldfish.
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Goldfish taste nasty!
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Nasty people hurt animals.
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Animals, like dogs and cats, can be great friends and companions.
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Companions provide support.
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Support is needed in difficult times.
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Times have changed so much since the fifties.
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Fifties music is fun to dance to.
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To be, or not to be - that is the question.
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Question marks resemble cup hooks.
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Hooks can hurt.
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Hurt animals often lash out.
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Out, damned spot.
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"Spot free" is how some dishwashing detergents describe themselves.
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"Themselves" is what the woodsman pointed to and said in surprise.
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"Surprise!" shouted everyone when I entered the room.
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Room enough for two
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Two of a kind beats ace high.
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High places make him nervous.
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Nervous is the way a person sometimes feels before taking a test.
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Test the food before you add salt.
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Salt and pepper add zest to food.
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Food is on my mind almost as much as sex.
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Sex is an important part of life.
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Life is a terrible thing to waste.
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Waste not, want not.
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Not just for breakfast.
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Breakfast of champions.
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Champions never give up.
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Up with which I shall not put!
... with apologies to Winston Churchill. |
Put downs can be very mean spirited things to say.
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Say what?
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What do you mean?
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Mean people are not nice people.
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People are all we have.
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