Is SS around so we can ask her?

Haven't seen her lately, have you?

Do you think we could attract her attention if we yelled real loud?

How about we just whisper softly?

What would you like me to whisper softly to you?

Hmmm....... Why don't you whisper more often?

If you can't hear that I've been whispering all this time, does that mean I need to SHOUT?

Isn't it to early in the morning to be shouting?

Is it too early to be awake?

I think so, don't you?

Or is it too early to be asleep?

Is it because I'm blonde that I can't figure that question out? :)

Could it just be the different time zones, Steph?

Is it significant that it took two blondes to figure out the question between them?

Steph's blonde?

Are you picking on us?

Does he ever stop?

You're not talking about me, are you?

Why would you think that? Are you vain?

Would you believe that I actually think this song is about me? ha ha

Would you believe I'm not surprised?

How am I ever going to suprise you?

Could you walk backwards strumming on a dildo while singing "Home, Home on the Range?" Do you think that would do it?

Hasn't everyone seen that?

Do ya' think so? Gosh, I never was good at coming up with original stuff. :(

I haven't seen it--can someone come show me?

Do you really want to see that?

Probably not, but it sounds funny, doesn't it?

What would it take to be reality?

Do you know all the words to "Home on the Range?"

I used to but would you help me if I get stuck?

What makes you think you would get stuck?

Maybe he's not sure he remembers the words?

You think he ever knew them?

Don't you think he did?

Don't you think he read the directions first?

what directions?

I suppose on how to sing?

Are there directions on how to sing?

Don't some people take lessons?