Oh Boy, Oh Boy! More Vegemite :nana:
Just what I was looking for and in the nick of time. I'm down to licling the jar .....





















:eew: NUP!
I can't do it :banghead:
Can't get THOSE words out even for THIS thread.

:faint:

Hazy, hot, and humid did not return with a vengeance today.

I'm not enjoying the cool weather we are having tonight.

I'm sure not going to enjoy Peoria's Irish-American festival (Erin Feis) this morning.

I'm absolutely positive that DB didn't have a good time today.

It was miserable, IowaMan. :irish:

I am SO pleased to have the weekend behind me!

In high school I was the pole vaulter for the track team and I used my penis as the pole.

I wasn't called a vaulter a time or two before. :rofl:

I'm building a garage out of solid gold.

I won the lottery but haven't told a soul.

Grl2naughty has hired me to be her sex slave.

:brows: :nod:

I'd absolutely hate to be her sex slave though! YUCK!!!!!

I know I couldn't handle little IowaMan, at all!!!

I'm pretty happy I'm not there with grl2naughty right now.

I'm considering taking up an additional cause to help occupy all of this free time I seem to have lately.

I wish I had more chores.

I don't think that we're going into Peoria tomorrow to go on board LST 325 which is a restored WWII ship that's visiing Peoria this week and will stop at a town north of us called "Henry" on labor day. I think it's the only functioning LST left (in this country anyway).

Office politics are fun.

I am not going to pleasure my husband at all tonight. :)

I'm going to be getting lots of pleasure tonight.

I wouldn't want to watch that ^^^ at all.

I'm sure she would just love to see my one-man act.

I don't think I would like to see that one man act at all. :hot:

I woke up with my back feeling fine today. Not sore at all! And I'm sure I won't be using my massage chair half the night tonight.

I don't have a kitty sitter lined up just in case they decide I need to be admitted to the hospital this afternoon when I see my lung specialist.

I run a "Pussy Watching" business in my spare time. :D

I don't wish I lived a little closer so I could take care of Lou in case that does happen. :D

I wish my dog shed just a wee bit more.

I'm just taking a break to rehydrate before heading back into the bedroom to make love to a beautiful woman.

We didn't have any fun touring the LST in Peoria yesterday.

I did not skip breakfast this morning.

I hate the thought of sex.

I love the fact that I haven't had sex for a long time.

Love love the same fact as above.^^^^^^

I love doing the "end of Summer" close-up chores on the house.

We did not just get done last night re-watching all three Lord of the Rings movies.