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Skins on a potato, are a good source of vitamins.
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Vitamins are present in a great variety of foods.
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Foods are a good source of sexual entertainment.
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Entertainment can easily be found on the Internet.
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Internet porn is no substitute for the real thing.
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Thing ... a good name for something you can't identify.
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Identify... is what police have trouble doing with car crash victims.
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Victims are the unfortunate result of serious accidents.
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Accidents come in many types and sizes.
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Sizes change as we put on or lose weight.
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Weight is easily lost by attaining orbit.
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Orbit gum isn't too bad.
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Bad girls get spanked on their slut asses.
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Asses are often used as beasts of burden in some countries.
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Countries with lax clothing laws are great!
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Great things happen when you're around great people like you find here.
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Here is the next post to the thread.
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Thread this needle for me, please.
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PLEASE come back to bed!
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"Bed down next to me," said the spider to the fly.
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Fly away little bird, you don't want to see what i'm going to do to her next. :brows:
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Next time I'll be prepared.
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Prepared breakfast if anyone's hungry.
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Hungry is not a way I want to live.
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Live and let live.
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"Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
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Night is the time when owls hunt.
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Hunt what you want, but eat what you kill.
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Kill weeds; grow grass.
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Grass is green and softer than concrete.
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Concrete jungles suck.
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Suck on my cock. :bj:
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Cock fights are generally illegal.
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Illegal activity can get you into trouble.
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Trouble with cars seems to be a common problem.
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Problem with late night perving, there's rarely anyone else here.
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Here is, however, the place to be. Can't sleep, then perv at Pixies Place. :D
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Place me here ... I'm taking my own advice ^^^ ... couldn't sleep and so here I am.
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Am I ever going have some good luck?
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Luck is especially nice if you happen to be in Vegas.
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