IowaMan is just my secret identity, I am really a superhero named Baldy Man!

I'm so wide awake, I feel like singing.

I wish I did not have Monday off.

I'm so focused today!

I'm glad my stomach is hurting.

I am indifferent to dicksbro’s distress. :(

I believe everything I read in this thread! :boink:

I hate so many sunny days in a row!

I'm completely and 100% normal.

I'm glad the holiday weekend is over.

I just love this hot day and beg for more day's like it.

Not tired at all!

I'm typing this in my sleep.

I didn't dream about someone very special to me last night.

I'm glad I didn't get my front lawn mowed today.

The weather has not returned to hazy, hot, and humid.

I don't need to get ready to go out in an hour.

I have completed all my weekend chores.

I think I'm going to become a monk.

I'm not getting ready to head out to watch football with my best friend's dad in a little bit.

I'm now appearing twice weekly and three times on Saturday in a special show as Lilly Summers.

I've started cutting my lawn using scissors

I slept well last night.

I'm not looking forward to taking a walk in the park this morning.

It doesn't feel a little bit chilly here in the house this morning.

At 49F, it's downright hot here.

The 36F temp when I woke up this morning felt downright tropical.

I was disappointed to be able to turn off the A/Cs and open the widows this morning.

I'm hoping we get an early snow with lots of accumulation!

Today I am planning on filling my car with gas, while naked.

I am not picturing that ^^^ sight at all. :)

I hope that the weather turns humid.

I'm going to plan winter watermelons this year in my garden.

I am not going to a surprise birthday party this weekend.

I'm really hoping the Cubs don't win it all this season.

I am not hungry!

I don't have to get dressed for the parade this morning, I'm going naked.

Life sure is hectic now that the children have returned to school.

I don't have anything to do today.

I was eager to return to work this morning.