Ah ... the pain has stopped.

I'm in charge of the guest list for the New Years Eve party at the Playboy mansion.

Me and Orli are gonna shag like bunnies :D

I'm in charge of interviewing the bunnies. :slurp:

I'm going to a tailgate party this afternoon with a bunch of girls who have been living in trees for the past year or so.

I think today I'm going to learn how to balance concrete blocks on my tummy.





:tear: That hurts even as a lie. :(

I'm really one of the Hardy Boys.

Batman is my secret identity.

I need more housework.

I think I'm going to become a hermit.

I love the stress I get at work.

I don't think I'll bother exercising this morning.

I dislike Dawn.

I do a great impersonation of Tony Orlando.



Get it? Dawn....... Tony Orlando? :roflmao:

Ok, so I'm easily amused. :D

I want more work and stress in my life, and less sex. I have way too much sex

I think my daily exercises would be more successful if I napped through them.

Yeah, I hate napping too ;) :D

I'm glad I don't have any leaves to get raked.

I hope I have a shitty interview today

Well, osuche, you know we won't be wishing you luck.

I want to stay in my current job forever

I hope I never have sex again.

i don't want to get results from the tests

I don't wish my surgerical procedure was tomorrow.

i don't want to be there to hold your hand

I'm sure not praying that all goes well for IowaMan!

The rain is not streaming down the windows.

I'm collecting the fur that my kitty sheds and am making a toupee for myself out of it.

I'm not going to see my surgeon today.

I saw Barry Bonds take steroids.

I was watching you watching Barry.

I am a sex God!!!

I'm thinking of trying out for the next summer Olympics.

I was unhappy to see my son arrive home for Thanksgiving.

I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at our daughter's home.

I really hate the internet

I wish more politicians would start filling the airways with ads.

I enjoy the "music" my son plays.

I don't think I'll try to do my morning walk today.

I hope this headache lasts all day.