I saved a ton on my car insurance today.

I'm hoping my new Ferrari arrives today.

I'm going to deep fry a football instead of a turkey on Thursday. You'd be absolutely amazed at how tasty football gravy is if you use just the right amount of spices! :slurp:

I'm becoming a celibate.

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

I invented Love Potion #9

Lou, my furball of a kitty, absolutely HATES ham.

And it appears as though he's not very fond of turkey either.

I wasn't happy to see the Colts win last night.

My children are not out shopping today.

We're going to wait until January to celebrate Christmas.

Three year olds are quiet and reserved.

Winter is the perfect time to use our chaise lounge in the backyard to sunbathe.

I wish Hillary would divorce Bill so I could have a chance at her.

I dislike reading.

I think I'll be able to sunbathe aand go swimming tomorrow?

Today I dressed up as Willy Wonka and stood on the corner inviting people to come inside my candy factory.

I had a golden ticket but I forgot how to drive. :(

I did not skip lunch. :(

I don't have to run out this afternoon.

My cats are not chasing each other around the house.

It's not time for sleeping. :(

I can't wait for the roads around here to be covered with snow and ice.

It should be fun spinning the car around in your driveway without starting the engine. :)

I sure hope this ice storm knocks out our electricity for about a week or so.



(Probably shouldn't even joke about that huh?) :yikes:

We're lucky ... it suddenly turned sunny and into the mid-70's. There's talk of reopening the community ppols.

I didn't slip and take a nice hard fall right onto my butt when I was coming back inside a few minutes ago. And nope it doesn't still hurt.

We wrap ourselves in bubblewrap whenever we go out. Not only does it protect us if we fall, but the pop-pop-pop of the bubbles summons help.

I'm hate Christmas shopping

I don't just want to give Tess a huge hug and a peck on the cheek.

^^^Good, cause I'm sure you have cooties! :eek:

Cooties are just part of what I have to offer a lady, I've got the whole package! :D

You're lucky, with my "Mr. Universe" physique I struggle to get any notice.

I did not enjoy getting our Christmas tree this weekend.

I'm thinking of taking ours down.

I'm VERY upset that this is my last week of classes before getting almost a month off to lie around and do nothing but make love and watch soap operas.

I'm thinking I'll mis-label all the wrapped Christmas gifts so everyone gets unusual gifts.

Dang! I am very much not envious of TinglingTess' schedule!

I wish Tess would hurry up and change that disgusting avatar of hers and put one up of something sexy!

You mean change ... RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US? I would have to close my eyes!

The temperature rose overnight.