Change the title.
 

take a movie title and change it my first would be..
octo-pussie = soft-pussy "a good 007 movie, porn version..

On Golden Shower

Star Whores

Return of the Peniiii

Clockwork Orgy (sorry it's cheating but it always makes me laugh)

so how about:
Willy Wanker's Chocolate Fucktory

american creampie

Diva Does Denmark :D

Harry Hopped Her and the Sword's His Penis.

lord of the big thing

In Ann's Bones and the Invaders of Her Vast Arse.

A hairy movie(a scary movie)

Super Cock (Super Cop, Jackie Chan)

My wife worked in a video store and when a guy asked her about this movie staring sos and so she said "oh, you mean Super Cock". she has never been able to say this title with a straight face again!

Bareass in the Park (Barefoot in the Park)

remember the tittys (remember the titans)

Bye Bye Virginity (Bye Bye Birdie)

GangBangs of New York(Gangs of New York)

gigantic ass park(jurassic park)

Boldfinger

the TOYS storie

Enemy at the Gate becomes Enema for Old Nate

:D
 

LMAO thats a good one


Forest Pumps

Horatio Horn Blower becomes Fellatio for Horny Homer

when harry ate sally

Murder She wrote becomes Harder She Groped

Clitouisman ( glitterman)

In and Out in Beverly Hills

Blow day (snow day, I think this may have been used already)

Robo Cock

Lassie Come Home becomes Laddie Cums Soon.

lord of the cockrings

Cuminateher (teminator)

Ferris Bueller Jacks Off

She's Laid (Charade)

Tora, Tora, Tora becomes Whore-a, Whore-a, Whore-a.

fast mimes at ridgemont high

Gentlemen Prefer Shaved

lick her by numbers (murder by numbers)

The High and the Mighty becomes "I'm High on Her Nightie."

sperm-man (spider-man, I did want to add a tune like ,sperm-man, sperm-man,cum on the ladies tits as fast as you can.)

Blow n' Bite on the Seven Wharfs.