Dirty Phrases
 

I want to start a thread where everyone writes down dirty, awful phrases they hate...

such as:

dry clean only


let's see what else we get!

Mud in your eye

I'm down wid dat!

Arrggggggggg!!!!

Word

I'll do it later, honey.

Read instructions before opening.

If elected I promise...................................

Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy.

I don't care, what do you wanna do?

Do not remove under penalty of law! Irish

not tonight dear I have a head ach

may require some assembly

Amount overdue... pay immediately

Assembled by professionals!
In other words,anyone who works there that isn't busy at the
moment. Irish

I don't want to worry you......but..............

1-You're too nice.
2-Let's just be friends.
3-Cool Beans.
4-(Anything that begins this way) I'm not that type...

NO:o:o:rolleyes:

It's no biggy - personally hate that phrase

Oh no, I don't swallow.... YUCK!!

DiTech

'Click here to opt out'

'I'm from revenue Canada & I'm here to help'

Phrases I absolutely cannot stand are...

Talk to the hand!
Whatever!
Like...what's your point?
I just assumed...

and........Would you LIKE to loan me some money??????

you don't love me anymore do you...
Does this _______ make me look Fat?
soooooo, notice anything different?
Phone rings "Ms. Kyttn, we need you to come down to XYZ Hospital for some testing."

I hate to interrupt you, but...

'Would you like cheese on that?' If I want cheese I'll ask for it!!!!

whhaatsss uup

(In a bar) "Would you like a drink sir?"

or, in a cafe.........

"Black coffee sir...... milk/cream with that?"

Aaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DM

Are you gay?


you know my sexuality is my business fuckoff...... a "lady" at work asked me that grrrr.

"These cuffs are too tight" :rolleyes:
"How much longer are you gonna leave me hanging here like this?":(:o

"we need to talk..."

"d00d, dat r0><0rs j00r b0><ors" (yes, I know, I'm hanging out on too many message boards populated by 14 year olds)

that's about all I can think of. That and just about anything you find on the message boards at GameFAQs.com

Know what you mean, my "faves" are:
I OWNZ JOO and 1337 haxxor or some such crap.

To be young again.........

kay here are some that i hate
[that i don't think have been listed yet, cause i can't stand any of em either]

- suhweet [it was cool till like i turned 18 and 60 y/o ppl started sayin it]
-honey [okay strangers sayin this gives me the creeps]
-gimme sugar [meanin as a kiss... strangely redneck]
-bubba [nuff said]
- can you double bag that?
-oops, i forgot to use my coupon, can i
-hott
-phat
-avril rawkx
-wudup
-wot
-webbie
- i am so hott
- who want's to talk to a hott cheerleader [in chat]
- voulez vous choucer avec moi, ce soir
- omg, loook at the calories in that
- she is sooo fat

okay, that is all that i can think of

hey sumtimes i like to spell stuff odd
like kewl
and use words like dude, nifty, spiffy n what not

how about "can I ask you a question"

didn't you just do that?

it's quiting time... heading for the door, coat is on... "got a minute?"

A friend spends 10 minutes explaining, in great detail, some "terrible drama" she is suffering through ... I say, "I'm sorry" ... and the reply ...

"It's not your fault." (Makes me crazy)

Even worse:

Are you upset? No.
Are you angry with me? No.
Did I do something to upset you? No.
What are you upset about? Nothing.
Are you sure you aren't angry? Yes.
Just tell me what's wrong ... Nothing.
What's bothering you? Nothing.
Are you OK? Yes
Did you have a bad day? No.
Do you want me to leave you alone? *sigh* Yes.
I knew you were mad at me!

Quickest way to make me mad is to insist that I already am!