Its not what it looks like!!!!
 

That to me is the worst line in the world...but I know we pixies are more imaginative than that.

So here you are, caught by your SO with your pants around your ankles or your legs in the air with someone else....

How do you explain the situation??....be creative!!!

Rolls Aqua over~"Your turn next, skippy"

Wait, were his legs up in the air or yours???

Does it even matter?;)

yes cause i need to know who is riding me

Mayhaps it was one of each? :o

"I'm checking my sperm count" - obviously used when caught rubbing one out. (though my legs could've been up in the air as well)

Bout time you got here....now get in here. I said NOW!

Yes what see said -------^ ;)

How about:

'Oh hey honey! You should try him - he's goooooood.' ;)

Mrs lakritze,Meet your replacement.

"Thanks, doc. When is my next checkup?"

Well... if you helped me with this more often...........

I knew this belt was too loose to hold up my pants.

See, it's like this....she wanted someone to practice with so she would know what to do with her husband when she got married. Just trying to be a good neighbor!

:p


rabbit

You only told me "no dating"! This isn't a date........he didn't even buy me dinner!

No Lixy he just dinned in. ;)

she's a nurse.......just wanted to show her this wierd lump........honest !

HE"S LOOKIN FOR CHIGGERS ;)

waiting for Fussy's reply ;) :D

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

LMAO bunny hunny!

From your keyboard to his eyes! ;)

To those wondering.........you'll have to scroll back!

You always knew I aimed to please

:D

But honey, he slipped, really, I was just catching his fall!

As a man
I wouldn´t mind.
I would join in on the fun.
But after the party, he can go back to his house.
Come back some other day for tea and biscuits. :D

"OK, you go untie the Pope, and I'll scrape the mustard off the walls".

Honey, let me introduce my new therapist.

Hmmm ... keep going ... I'm taking notes. :D :D