==> Misfortune <==
 

cookie :D

Depart not from the path which fate has designed for you or you will die a hideous death!

Well...that's a fine how-do-you-do this early in the morning....lmao!

An evil message or letter is on its way to you.


Well...guess I'll be waiting for *that,* won't I? :D

Nice and soft words indicate a weak cause.


I'll be listening to the evening sound bites more carefully this evening!

"A friend is a present you can buy yourself."



Hmmmm...is it dildo shopping time again for me???? :D :D

"You will have social problems within your home"........................
So what the fuck else is new????????:rolleyes: Geeze!!!

Vital Papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them.

sure...... whatever you say cookie

gotta put one more:)

To get what you want, you must commit yourself forever to dark forces.

Gee.. if i knew it was THAT easy.....:)

"Pray for what you want, but steal what you need."


hmmmmm

"You can not fall off the floor"

Ok, so apparently I'm going drinking tonight.

Bad news will be brought to you by mail.............. OH GREAT!!!!:mad:

Okiegirl, you don't send me anything, and I'll promise to stay the hell away from your mailbox, too. :D

"He who expects no gratitude shall always be poor"
<~~~~~ Hellooooo, teacher, here, $$$$ who needs it:p

Be selfish with your money, trouble lies ahead.

Like CGT said, what else is new?!?! Stay away, darogle! Don't steal from me!

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Shoot I don't want it either!!!!!!:mad: :rolleyes:

I need to give it to somebody..............
*okiegirl looks around* hmmmmmmmmmmm:banner:

LMAO @ IakaraokeGirl !!!!!!!! go easy on that girl she's new here!!!!!!:D

I thought I *was* being nice by not sending anything nasty to her mailbox. :)

Welcome, okiegirl. Guess I *did* forget to mention that! :)

JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!

OHHHH NOOOOOOO.....I tried again and guess what??? I got it too!!

"Bad news will be brought to you by mail"


The darn thing is contagious!!!!!:mad:

where's IAK at? hehehehe

LOL!!!! It definitely has it in for us!


I'll stay away from your postal carrier, too. :D

"Evil thoughts come from your heart"

Sounds about right!

"You will soon be drowning in the great waters"

Earthquake season is upon us and I do live on the cliff overlooking the ocean!!!! :)

"If you do something right the first time, nobody will appreciate how difficult it was."

That's the story of my life, that and the fact I don't sell myself, geez!

You have an untrustworthy smile and an insidious nature.

:confused:

Beware the dark mechanical bird

:confused:

Well, it got one of them right. :)
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”



You can send them all to me. They won't even be noticed on the pile. lol What the hell..... winter is coming. I need something for in the fire place.;)

You or a friend will be gravely ill in the next year. :(

Well now I have an excuse about why I never have time to make new friends. I'm just being thoughtfull! :rolleyes: :p

"You will have social problems within your home"





Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I have a 12 year old:o

"Those who fail to properly care for cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed."

Hmm... well, at least I take care of my car... so I guess I am safe.

On the next try I got the same as Sharni...
"You have an unusually repulsive personality."

OK... I'll admit that i then looked at a bunch more of them... maybe something to do with that personality of mine :)

IAKG, same message ...

"An evil message or letter is on its way to you."

Hmmmmm .... I hope there's money with it. :)

"Simplicity and boredom are your themes in dress."

Bad cookie, bad BAD cookie! :spank:

An evil message or letter is on its way to you.

And:

Bad news will be brought to you by mail

:devil:

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them. :D

You foolishly believe in the goodness of mankind.

and

You will be showered with bad luck.

Ackkk!!

"He who farts in church..sits in own pew"

OK.....I stole that one! LOL!



"Your heart is impure, your mind clouded, and your soul evil"

Oh shit....the devil called and left that message on my answering machine once!

Sorry!
 

I :hot: dialed the wrong number. It was for Steph.

Re: Sorry!
 

I say, I say, what now?:confused:

"You are not one of those people who 'goes places in life'"


Ummm......ok

"Nice and soft words indicate a weak cause"




I heard that! Sooooooooooooooo true!