Hand-less ?
 

No hand & want to masturbate ?
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HERE

:D

Now that's a handy tool:p

Send me the $$ and just use the other hand and pretend it's me:p:D

hahaha

Thank heavens...Now I can go back to juggling chainsaws!

Garchi,

Wait a week; they'll release the web-enabled version...

"FuckU FuckMe"

Thanks a lot Garchi. :)

I think my typing will improve.

I was just saying....the other day....."They can put a man on the moon, but can the handless masturbate"?

So......what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs.....in a swimming pool?































Bob!

*running outta the thread*

LixyChick,

The ADA police are gonna arrest you for politically incorrect jokes like that.

LOL they say need idsthe mother of invention!

The American Dental Association? They can be so sensitive! Geezzzzzzz!

LOL @ Lixy & jseal!!!! :p

Why did Mr. Potato Head pop into my mind when I saw that contraption????? :confused:

Because he can "lend" a hand?

LMAO@Lixy and Babybunny.

Hmmm. Could let me type with both hands. :)

I'm gonna turn over for my spankin as soon as I am done typing this one............





What would you name a man rolling around in a pile of leaves....who has no arms and no legs?????











































Well........Russle, of course! Duh!

































*Spins around and bends over*

































*and giggles and tears outta the thread again.....before the spankins commence!*

I'd help him out of the leaves and up onto his front porch.






















Then we'd have to call him Mat.:eek:























*runs after Lixy*

(which is a nice thing in itself);)

ROFLMMothaFAO!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! I need a tissue and a potty!























Here we go.......he's gonna take that one and fly with it!

I'm not even going to go there. :D :D

LMAO@Lixy and PF

That has to be the laziest damn invention I have ever seen.

I can picture the inventor crashing out of the door to his "lab" with this crazy contraption, screaming "Yes, I've finally perfected it!" and having to explain it's purpose to his family and the people at the patent office!