Masters or masturbation?
 

Let's see what the Pixies community will be doing tomorrow...

Watching the Masters.....or masturbation???

OR BOTH??? :eek:

Golf sucks!
i'm gonna go to church,
eat Easter dinner,



and go home jerk off!

No cow-pasture pool for me, thanks. :rolleyes:

Italian soccer for me tomorrow

Divot or diddle...that is the question:D

Golf always has and always will suck the biggest suck that ever suck sucked.

I'd rather jack off anyday.

In fact, I'm whipping out my cock as we speak just to put my money where my mouth is.

(hope my co-workers don't come back in too soon!) LOL

G.O.L.F. = Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden

No shit! I ain't makin that up! It WAS a gentleman's sport only, in it's infancy!

Sooooooooo......Where's that leave us, ladies?

Oh...and I don't watch any sporting event (television or otherwise) because it takes time away from perving!

*huffs outta the "golf" thread*

Golf????????






Why the hell would I watch GOLF when the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on????? :D:D:D:D

<-- Thinks Tiger Woods is cute

I completely agree...he's like a dorky kind of cute.

Didn't even know there was a big golf tournament :o

<-- goes back to her bubble

I must admit, today was a fantastic round in the Master's. I'm glad Mickelson finally won a major. :)

And what does that have to do with golf?

Re: Masters or masturbation?
 

Re: Masters or masturbation?


Was there really a difference?:confused: Flogging your club is flogging your club. ;)

Ok, I don't play golf....but I like going for a ride on the cart on the course........

Just imagine being totally alone with a sexy partner out there......

No golf for me thank you, but yes to lots of masturbation. :)

For me golf= watching grass grow :D

nope the VW Golf is to small a car to masturbate in comfortably

Unless you're giving personal golf lessons with a "reward system" for playing well, I'd rather be masting myself.

OK, bumping this now that the 2007 Masters are in the bag....

Masters or masterbation...what was it for you?

How bout that!!!! We had an Iowa boy win the green jacket today. Zach grew up in Cedar Rapids, the closest "city" to where I live. I've played quite a few rounds on the course he supposedly considered his "home" course, Elmcrest Country Club. He still holds the course record there with a 61. Best I was ever able to turn in there was a 79. And yes, that was for 18 holes. :D

Actually didn't get to see the Masters or masturbate while it was on today but I suppose if I were to answer the poll question I would probably say both, but not because I think Tiger Woods is cute. He doesn't really do anything for me. His wife now, that's another story altogether. :hot:

I've had far too many golf-related things the past year or so, therefore I choose to be getting myself off, thank-you very much.

I hold my club between my thumb and forfinger nuff said!