The NEW English Dictionary
 

Okay, folks. :(

We are in trouble. The English language needs you.

Somehow (don't ask me how), the all the English Dictionaries in the world have been stolen and we are faced with the prospect of never being able to spell again.

So we need you to help us make up a new one. Are you up to the job???

How to play:

Make up a meaning for the word provided and then create your own word. The next person then has to think up an explanation for your word and then puts down his/her own one and so on and so on...

First word:

Snigging

Additional note: Existing words can be used but new meanings must be made up for them. ;)

Like snogging but while giggling;)


flumbusticated

Snigging v. The act of pulling an entire thread from an article of clothing when you mean to only to break off the loose end. ie., She kept snigging my new rallsop so I chonked her.

Rallsop

Rallsop n. a skirt cut just high enough to show your butt cheeks


flumbusticated

Flumbusticated v. To cause an item to break by exposing it to intense heat. ie., The Jeep was parked so close to the forest fire that it flumbusticated.

Chonked

Flumbusticated... From the latin, "Flumbinoantominai" it is what one does in a comprimising situation. The teaming of severe sweating and the uncontrolable high pitched murmour one is unable to keep schtum...

Pliffle

Chonked - v. to move a female from one end of a long conference table to the other, usually during intercourse, so that her skirt removes extraneous dust.

Pfliffle - n. A Portugese Waffle


Postulize

postulize

is the act of lying when you post to a thread!


froat

most people think a froat is what connects the head to their shoulders, but that's not true...


It's a frozen moat! :D


Grindular

It's something that takes a lot and lot of elbow grease to break down into teeny-tiny, sand-like parts. :D

froople

froople (adv) - Behaving in a manner recalling a hula-hoop, especially in an exaggerated or silly manner.

ashtimplet

ashtimplet - n. The outline of a structure after it burns to the ground, similar to the chalk marks around a corpse. Ie: Well, you can see by looking at the ashtimplet, that there used to be a loadbearing wall here at one time.

spoodle

spoodle (n.) - a penis curved by trying to masturbate on a roller coaster ride. (from the act of "spoodling")


pixiotic

Pixiotic - expressing love and warmth for a Pixie, or for Pixies in general. Usually displayed in conjunction with a salute not unlike a patriotic one, but with the hand in a different place.



transvaguous

Transvaguous ... a transsexual that doesn't quite pass.

Frop

Frop
 

Actually this word has two meanings:-

Frop (n.) ~ An action performed by a player/actor when actor having exited the stage.

Frop (v) ~ A wrestling move used to get a submission from opponent.



Introgue

Introgue (n) the space between the toilet and the stall door in public restrooms.
(in-tro-gewww) named after the noise that women make (Ugh-Ewww) when
they realize that the space is too small to get in the stall with out
having to straddle the toilet to close the door


Luvky

Luvky ... an anglecized version of the Russian luvskikyalotsscuya. Generic term used to describe something pleasing to the senses. For example, "It's a luvky day;" or, "Isn't that a luvky dress you're wearing."

fansexual

Fansexual (adj) used to describe people that have a fanatical obsession with anything of a sexual nature


limbidious

Limbidious ... (adj) describes arms and legs involved in vigorous foreplay.

Squirtatious

squirtatious (adj) describes a woman who releases copious amounts of female ejaculate upon orgasm.


Cumactory

An honorary masturbation done by a chosen graduate of the Porno Actor's School.

Sementology

The study of the female taste buds



lickabum

An act of impoverished intimacy.

Hobostess

Lady who is holding a party for those that ride the rails for travel (at least we used to call them hobos)

Analgism

Chocolate cream (yuck)

Cockdelicious

tastes like chicken

ex: "Her pussy was cockdelicious!"

megalingus

megalingus ... shorthand for "massive linear gushing"

Cunilikus

cunilikus--eating pussy on halloween while dressed as Dwight D. Eisenhower

sliderule

A device used to measure the depth of a female's receptor

Nipplerasp

Nipplerasp

the feeling of a man's early beard growth scraping against your breasts (usually early in the AM) that drives you insane with pleasure

Nipplerasp - slang alternative to "tough titty."

Sexdelicious

sexdelicious antonym for expeditious when it comes to sex
v. to slowly perform sex in a manner that could take all night




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