~> If I Only Had A Brain <~
 

*clicks her heels 3 times (Chey did you get that) and moans, murmurs, mumbles,"there's no place like Pixies"*


What do you wish you knew how to do?

Relax

Short term...I wish I knew how to fix my snowblower. :(

Long term...I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

grow wings and fly to England right now

lots of stuff. unfortunately, i am not perfect :p :D
a good homemade pie crust that turned out tender and flaky, not chewy and pasty, would be a nice start :D
barring that? :D always knowing what is the right thing to do.

Build my own computer and fix it when it broke.

How to make great standing beef and pork rib roasts

How to use this silly dremiel I bought

how to play the piano

Piano lessons are on the "one of these days I'm gonna ..." list.

Ohhhh Yeah.. lol - I got it, ruby slippers and all.. :lust: (((Lil))) :D

Today was another day that I wished I could be a teacher now - not 3 (hehehe) years from now.

Amen to that.

Teleport

~> If I Only Had A Brain <~


Hey that's my line. :sun:

Be a better vocalist, or maybe how to keep my mouth shut when people of authority say stupid shit that just invite a smartass response..

Win the lottery

If I had a brain.....it'd teach me how to have patience

If you had patience would that make you a Doctor :rofl:

*badum ching*


I dunno what I'd want to learn. At home plastic surgery?

I thought the name of this post said "If Orli had a brain." I was wondering if somebody had a death wish. I guess I need to learn how to read, huh?

pick the winning lottery #'s.... LOL :D

Keep my mouth shut when it's beneficial to do so!

WI---You'd be suprised at how easy snowblowers,are to fix.Years ago,I bought a new one,that had tank-type treads(instead of wheels)& a larger,
then standard engine.After seeing the exorbitant price,that repair shops get,
I got a manual,& figured it out.With some repairs,I even made special tools.
They're fairly simple,to figure out,if you have the room,to do so! Irish

anything mechanical (and sadly, that's even simple repairs or *gulp* hanging a picture without seeing the wall crumble)

Play the piano.

dance

patience....to learn how to do things without giving up on them