what if...?
 

what if...i started a new smut game?

then you...would post to it and give another...

what if... i grabbed your face in my hands and licked slowly back and forth along the soft seem your closed lips make, my fingers lightly tickling your ears, combing through your hair, pressing gently against your neck?

OMG!!! LOL!!!

Do you have a child that is going thru the "What if?" stage? lmao

Cobalt's reply to the 100th What if Questions was this.........


What if worms had shotguns? (daughter looked really puzzled)




























..............then birds wouldn't fuck with them...


ROFLMAO (OK.... had to pass that one on - carry on!) :D

omg...lmfao!

um.....nope, no one asking what if in this house :blink: :D

and feel free to answer honestly. meaning that, say...you've got no interest in receiving my kiss then you would say...i'd slap you across the face and tell you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out :p :D

ROFLMAO - ok..... ;)

What if.. instead of slappin' ya across the face and telling you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out is :x: on the cheek?

what if... i grabbed your face in my hands and licked slowly back and forth along the soft seem your closed lips make, my fingers lightly tickling your ears, combing through your hair, pressing gently against your neck?[/QUOTE]



What if I held you close and softly caressed your back and nibbled your ear lobe?

THEN... i would shiver all over cause i loooove having my ears nibbled.


WHAT IF... i told you i wanted to cook you breakfast? ;)

Then I would pass you the eggs and kiss your ass cuz I'm hungry!!!

k...i'll try again. :o
you post your "then i would" response to the previous "what if" then you post your own "what if" and the next person posts their "then i" response followed by their "what if" and so on.

what if i asked you to go skinny dipping in the ocean?

Then I would have to say yes.

What if I asked how come we haven't left for the ocean yet?

Then I would say we're waiting for wyndhy

What if the ocean was so cold your nipples started to tingle and become erect?

Then I would say I HOPE you're talking to wyndhy.

What if wyndhy actually came back into this thread she started?

Then she would get to see we're actually following the rules. :yikes:

What if she was so astonished she toured the world to shake our ... er ... hands?

Then she would really rack up the frequent flyer miles.


What she got to someone's house and they weren't home?

Then she'd leave a note and go on to the next house.

What if, after all that traveling she decided she was no longer interested?

Then she would disappoint a large number of people

What if she just needed to lie down......... for a rest?

Then I would hope she was at my house. ;)

What if she wasn't at my house though?

Then I would hope she was at mine!! ~lol~

What if she got lost enroute?

Then I'd have a chance she'd show up at mine.

What if it wasn't really a nap she was after?

Then I'd sneak in and take lots of pictures..

What if my digital camera was broke?

Then I'd hurry out and borrow one from a friend.

What if it was over before I got back?

Then we'd have to have some fun of our own!

What if we could all join the world tour, stop by stop?

Then we'd all eventually really need a nap.

What if there was a bed big enough to hold us all?

Then we'd see some real fun, wouldn't we.

What if the one in the middle had to use the restroom?

Then we'd never get any sleep but we'd have a whole lot of fun!

What if someone started snoring?

Then someone'd get up to use the restroom and they would wake up the person snoring.

What if they went into the bathroom together?

Then they might become involved in water sports...

What if there was a hot tub big enough for all of us in the bathroom?

Then we could all wash each other's backs ... etc. ;)

What if the bathroom had candles lit and incense burning?

Then the mood would be set for romance.


What if a love match was made in the hot tub?

Then it would be hard to light! lmfao

What if I sat next to you in the hot tub?

Then I would be compelled to play footies with you.


What if you felt my fingers slowly inching up your thigh?

then my cock would definately twitch


What if I groaned, and let my eyes wander down to your breasts?

Then you would see what great floatation devices they make. :D


What if I pinched my nipple until they hard and wanting?

Then my eyes would gloss over............lol...


What if there was a mirror on ceiling in the room

Then one of the two would wish the floor was mirrored also. :)

What if the weather turned cold and snowy?

Then it would further contrast the heat of my breath against her cooling skin. :hot:

What if the snowflakes started landing on her hard nipples?

Then I would shiver in delight and beg for your hot mouth.


What if the snow turned into a blizzard?

then I would protect your nipples from getting covered with snow.


What if I dove underwater to put my tongue in a very intimate place?

Then I could take over ont he nipples.

What if we rotated back and forth, just to keep TT off guard?

Then we wouldn't have to hold our breaths for as long! :D


What if the doorbell rang?

Then I could tape a pillow over the speaker.

What if it doesn't?