isn't that odd?
 

Anything thats a bit odd really. Hope this works, never made up one of these games before.

Want a coupe of examples? OK

So why are they called "blow jobs"? Anyone here actually blow? Wouldn't that make a slobery farting noise?

The phrase "he wants his cake and eat it". Erm well yes actually... whats the point of cake if you can't eat it? Is this so unreasonable?

We park in driveways.

Can we still stand at attention if our mind is wandering?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why do we pay tolls to drive on freeways?

If animal shelters ware a place where you put stray animals, what are bomb shelters?


If bomb shelters are a place you go when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?

If Crime-fighters fight crime, and fire-fighters fight fire....


What do Freedom-Fighters fight?

ha ha... oh i love this. Still laughing at Gekko

why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?

Why is it called a snowman when we don't give them a gender?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do they call it moonlight instead of reflected sunlight?

oh i luv these, thanks guys. It's a mixed up world we live in!

Why do we call it "Self Service" when it's really "No Service Provided"

My mom was always good for this one

You can make you bed and lay in it too - wouldn't that mess up the bed?

why do people who are about to be rude always start by saying "I'm not being rude, but..."

I also knew someone once who would frequenlty tell me "I'm not being condescending but...". Surely he if wasn't being condescending he would let me make my own mind up!

:bump:

too cute

Using "Built like a brick sh*thouse" as a compliment? Is that like saying you look like a well-constructed latrine? :yikes:

why so people get called a "rough diamond" when they really mean that they are a murderous thug who should be locked in Elevenworth until his legs grow sufficiently enough for his knuckles to no longer drag on the floor?

... and we drive on parkways. :rolleyes2

No matter how big the blankets are the other person always ends up with them.

If a donkey is an ass
and a sheep is a ram
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?

lol, nice one jay-t

What's really odd is that a woman will put on a pair of panties, but only one bra...

A chick pea is neither a chick, nor a pea. :confused:


And something I learned in Savannah...


Spanish Moss is neither Spanish, or moss! It's actually a member of the pineapple family!