Leave me a message after the beep
 

*beep*

Darling, when you get home, I want you to take a shower and then follow the trail of rose petals to the bedroom where you will find me naked and waiting for you. Hurry!

Ohhhhh that was the beep........"Hi Lilith.....hope you had a great day!!!!!"

Quick! Quit your job and come to PAGAN and join all the Pixies. I'm headed out too...no one will miss us for a few days. :D

Oh...the machine huh? I didn't prepare anything cause I expected to get you so I'll just hang up and call back later. It's not important...just wanted to chit-chat!

*click*

Hey there sexy, what are you wearing?

Oops, wrong number............how embarrassing!

gday we were going to pop over for a cuppa but soon as youre not home we will make it another day

Hello you sexy thing, is the dungeon open. I'd like to polish my brash placard.

Message.

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Hi, if you remember our backseat encounter last month, please call me back...






your lights are on...

Hi Lil, how are ya darlin'?

hey there, did you know that your name is Kuk if your not good at touch typing?

Hi, Lilith sorry to miss you. When do want me there for your full body massage?

Big Bear hugs and kisses.

/me slips on the now wet rose petals and busts her ass :D

Hi SDLS I did. How was your day? When do you leave for PAGAN?

I'm picturing a Thelma and Louise type road trip minus the dramatic ending :D

*tag* you're it

Nothing, how soon can you get here?

coffee, tea or me?

spit polish the knobs too while you're there ;)

you trying to make Bill Gates look cheap again?

Hi Lilith........my day was long, so glad it's over. We leave Friday morning around 11. :)

:doorpeek: Do you work door to door too? :hump:

:boobs:

surprisingly superb. How about you?

Yes, yes I did but I take it one more dyslexic step further (or backwards) and type ukk or uku

Now and don't be a minute late! *stomps foot*

2 hours.............leave them off!

which "knobs" do you want me to lick, I mean polish?

So, uhm, wait... I just wanted... uhm........... *click*

Dammit.

*redials*

So, uh, about the other night... my wrists are still a little chafed but I had a good time and, uhm, was hoping we could do it again soon. Maybe we can use the spreader bar this time... so anyways, call me. You know the number.

*dials* 867-5309

oh good, ur home, we're on our way.
never mind about the coffee or tea, we'll just have the me... lol.

Yes, I do. But it takes me 19.5 hours to get from one door to the other. ;)

I'll leave the light on for ya.

Sure...now that you're gone to the beach!



Oh well...might as well feed the birds while I'm here. :)













I mean, dig through your underwear drawer. :hot: