My New Business
 

Inspired by another thread...I think a Cunnilingus Service Call business would be an instant money maker.

But what do I call it?


"Have Tongue Will Travel" :confused:

"You Dine In While I Eat Out" :confused:

"Drive-by Muffdive" :confused:

I bet you work cheap.

It's the sort of job you really have to have a taste for.

"St Phineas' travelling charity show"?

How about:

Slip and Slide Tongue Ride

:p

Brother Love's travelling Salivation Show.

:roflmao:

I don't care what you call it, I just wanna be your first customer! lol

Have tongue, will travel?

"Tia Maria".

Strange name, but a very fancy licker.

I love an :heartbeat enterprising :licker: man :thumbs: Here are my two cents :2cents: Now where do I lie down??? :brows:

WildIrish, I have it!!!!.


Blow to go.

Tess, anywhere you feel come-fortable.

How about "Colonel Lingus' Chick'n Lickin'"?

It's clitty-licking good.

I'm with TinTennessee - who cares what it's called, I just wanna know if you get discount for booking bulk sessions?

I'll have to ask WildIrish if he's considering Frequent Lickee Points.

WI ... will this be like a bed and breakfast?

That sounds like I'd be catering to the wrong crowd. lmfao

WI..... Think of the franchise possibilities!!!! Hey osuche..... can you cum up with a business/marketing plan?

"It's Clitty-lickin' Good!"

What is your business plan? Are you considering franchising the idea? If so, let me know...it sounds like there is a ready and eager market waiting for our creative juices to get going.

How about... "Lap of Luxury"


Yep, I can help with the business and market assessment. Typically I start by assessing the consumer experience. Want to come over here for a one-on-one? ;) :hot:

I'll be the Northwest Associate. :slurp:

I'm trying to figure out how to collect a reasonable percentage from franchisees. :D

And I better investigate decent medical insurance cuz my jaw is gonna be killing me!

"Tastee's Choice"

I think after all the muscles get well developed lock jaw won't be an issue.....

here's a good slogan:

you. it's what's for dinner

^^^^ Oooooooooo.... good one!!!^^^^

As long as she doesn't scream.... "Where's the meat!"

Hmmm...interesting choices.



Should I offer birthday girl discounts? ;)

*scoff* birthday freebies you mean :D

Lickit-D-Slit

That'll clear your ears. ;)

I just realised my franchise is starting with an advantage.

I'm already down under.

But, if you're "down under" down under ... does that really mean you're on top? :confused:






:roflmao:

Only latitudinally.

Did I forget to tell you which way she was pointed?

Due North?

toward the rising son?

... towards your didgeridoo? :yikes:

wyndhy, a little too deliverance for me LOL.

DB, it does have things in common with a didge, you blow at one end.

and there's doo at the other?

Only on special occasions.

Are you insinuating that the "Open House" celebrating my new business is not a special occassion?

soooome! :D

How about "Just Cunnilingus"

I'm unemployed where do I apply? I'd be a good taste tester. :loveshowe