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What sexual experience(s) have you had (aside from anything traumatic or involving non-consent situations) that you just don't mind if you never experience again???


For example I once dealt with a kisser who practically slobbered all over my face. Swallow man.

An ex and I once experimented with a chocolate bar. I wouldn't be in a hurry to repeat that experience - it was days before I felt completely clean of chocolate again! Turns out there's only really one hole in my body I want chocolate stuffed in and it's quite a bit higher up!

Can it include spending an hour in a closet, then have to leave through a window? :doorpeek:

Obviously there weren't any panties in this particular closet....otherwise wouldn't you still be in there?!

I recall something being said about that with chocolate covered cherries. :rolleyes:

Funny...I had a bad experience with a closet, too :D

There were! :) ........................... in my pocket ....... along with my underwear and socks (full of change and keys and anything else I thought might rattle :sad: ) and tie. :eek:

I'm guessing there was a husband on the otherside of the closet door.....

Only for a LOOOOOONG half hour. :starwars:

Sloppy kissers
Bad garlic breath
Nibbling on my clit is *not* sexy

My one is very discusting.
One time I was in the middle of a 69er and the guy's spray farted all over my face..... :ahole: :pissed:

I have been to worried to try a 69er or even a hj since then :69:

teeth clicking kisses.

i admit it does happen every once in a while during a good tongue tangle, but i once kissed a guy who bumped my teeth every 2 seconds. after about a minute, it felt like i was chewing aluminum foil.

We were on our honeymoon and had drawn the wooden shutters on the windows of our hotel room in Venice. Feeling romantic and frisky, we were more than liberal in our lovemaking and trying something different just felt like the right thing to do.


















So I poured cognac on her hoo hoo. :yikes:

:roflmao:

Mine would have to also be sloppy kisses. I once dated a man who thought the only thing there was to kissing was opening his mouth and flapping his tongue all about...not at all enjoyable!

A few years ago after going out for pizza with my date things got a little heated and ended up in the bedroom. For some reason she decided that tonight would be a good night to go down on me. We had been going out for probably two or three months and she hadn't done that to me before then and that ended up being the last time she gave it a go. Not sure exactly what happened but the pizza didnt' stay down. Let's just say that I have a very difficult time having pizza with mushrooms on it anymore. :eew:

I kissed a girl right after she had finished a cigarette once.

I repeat... Once.

Do Not use honey in oral sex, you can not get it all off ... eeeeewwwww

Fucking on the floor without pillows or cushions...never ever again.

The 100% resistance factor was making her cum like crazy but the friction burns to my knees did NOT feel sexy at all!

OMG NO! :faint:

Picnic time in the summer...get the coals going and put the spuds in foil and bank the charcoal...wait...wait...walk into the woods to be alone...forgot about mosquitoes...two nekkid bodies in the woods is a signal for a blood feast!

The sex was fun but scratching the mosey bites for the next days wasn't a fun reminder :69:

Tom

Gag reflex, LOL.

Is there a problem, PF? :D

Not for me ;)

Mae,

Still haven't had that chihuahua removed?

OF...Well, I did try by launching myself into a dry cleaning window. Unfortunately the tenacious little bugger wouldn't let go. :D

They're bred for their aggression and tenacity.

True, true...I'm still picking toenails out of my neck.

Reminds me of a girl I dated in high school.

^^why, was she a real bitch?

No, silly girl!



She was only 18" tall, weighed less than four lbs & was covered with fur. :p

ROFLMAO :rofl:

tried once
 

As a tried and true "try sexual" (I am So sorry, I just coudn't resist) the list is 'way too long.
From the disgusting (my ONE experience with "water sports"... it smelled like garlic...) to a miserable 3 way experience...
Most recently, a new GF liked sex on the floor. As I am so small I get moved around a lot by my partners. It was a wood floor.
I had to go to the Emergency Room to have a one and one half inch long splinter removed from the back of my Left shoulder... After it took 4 stitches to close the hole.

Next time I see her it is the BED! (or the back seat, or the beach or the spa or the lawn.. oh well....)

:69:
WW

i once went down on a girl that failed to warn me that she "squirts" at the time of climax

BRING her!!! :wish:



:p

It involved frozen grapes and a portion of my anatomy lower than my belly button.

Any sex at all with my ex wife. It wasn't good then, horrifies me now.

Man on man sex...tried it once, that was enough

Not yet, but I've left many paths untrod by choice.

Sex outdoors and getting my hair full of cockel burs. what a mess that was!

Maybe I'm hard to scare, maybe I haven't tried enough unusual things, or maybe I just have good luck, but I honestly haven't really tried too many things that really put me off.

We did once try having sex during her period...and it kinda freaked me out. Maybe I just have a weird association with blood or something, but when I looked down and realized there was a LOT more of the red stuff than I first realized...well, yeah, I hadn't known it could pull that far back into my body.