Poke me with a fork
 

I'm done! 13 days to relax and spend time with MY boys. Oh and all you sexy people :D Let the :hump: commence!

Just to make sure we're on the same page...

By fork you mean cock, right? ;)

Yay for you!!

:buttsex:

I was secretly hoping for a forked cock but would be willing to make do with 2 ;)

y'know, I'm sure in our wacky, wild world and history of genetic defects and the like, someone has probably, indeed, been born with two cocks. Strange-ass shit happens to the human anatomy all the time.

And y'know what? I bet that guy, whoever he was, was re-he-HEALLY popular with the ladies.

Or the fellas.

Or anything and anyone who can appreciate the concept that 1 cock=good, 2 cock=better, for that matter.

Oh the sacrifices!

Hey WI...

Wanna be Fork 1 or Fork 2? :D

:3way:

Waitaminit...logically, a typical (and proper) fork should have four prongs at its business end...so, shouldn't there be four cocks instead of two?

Not that that's a bad thing for Lilith, mind you... :loveshowe

Fork you:D

Spork who?

Spock what?

That pointy eared logic freak has no business in this discussion.

"I'm all ears, Captain"

You can breathe through your ears????

I might be able to use you :hot:

<-- just sits in the corner and giggles, can't keep up with you veteran thread-jackers ;)

Too funny.

I think I'm with you, ginger...I was planning on getting in on the ribbing antics, but these people are professionals :sad:

I'll cheer, though! :cheerlead

Yeah, but I think Lil may be more interested in that thing you do with your fingers...

He'll only last as long as the thighs don't pressure clamp him in. :sad:

Lmao

I make no such promises. [sign] Lick at your own risk [/sign]

/me licks at own risk :o

i don't think it's officially winter break til you mix up some kind of chocolatey kaluha -ey concoction.

maybe a kahlua hot cocoa.... while receiving some oral. :D

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:jacques:

I just need a list of the poor sufferers :hot:

I've found my new cause :loveshowe

"Diphallia is a medical condition and should not be confused with genital bisection, which is an elective procedure which involves the splitting of the penis."



WTF??????? Ow!

Oh my god, I could've gone all my life without learning about that procedure. :faint:

OW! is RIGHT....yeeeesh!

some things in nature don't need "improvements," at least not THAT way!

I think I need to look at some Pixies Women Picture threads to apologize to Mr Happy for making him reeeeeeeeaaally depressed!

If I suffered from Diphallia, and Lilith was so kind as to perform fellatio on me, then following the logic of "you are what you eat"...
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.would she not have a split personality? :confused:

You and me both, babe! :sad:

As opposed to now?

OMG who would WANT to split his penis!!! thats just no right!!!

tho i could realy like some double dick action , when u get tht list f "suferers" pass it on ;) heheheheheh

I would assume the left half of the penis would control the artistic abililities whereas the right side of the penis would handle logical functions.

I think it has been well established that there is no brain activity in any penis, logical or otherwise...

uhm....how's your break so far, lil?

:D:D

day 1 so far so good

Happy Day 2! :D

Good day, and welcome to day 2!

While diphallia is uncommon, and a defect in you humans, it is in fact the default condition among male lizards.

But are the triphallic lizards discriminated against?

LMAO..excellent hijack!