doctor doctor
 

give me the cure







I have the snuffles. Let's play doctor :D

I have a thermometer to place on your tongue, but it's a little thicker than the standard... :yikes:

i think sniffles require something steamy

Funny I was thinking of a better place you could stick it to see how hot I am.

like? soup? or something sexier?

:p vixen!
steamy like steamy sex in a steamy shower begging for the cure with steamy urgency

my shower or yours?

how 'bout you an me in his?

oh I bet he'd like that!

i bet we all would

I'll have to move it in and out repeatedly, in order to get an honest measure of your basal temperature. :sex:


Something warm to soothe the throat...thick and rich with protein...that's the cure you're looking for, yey? :sperm:

The in and out part? Can that be done in a steamy locale such as wyndhy has suggested?

No wonder it takes me so long to get over colds!


I've been doing it the old fashioned way! :p



What's that addage...feed a cold & starve a fever?

You got something to feed me WI???

Actually, I was hoping to catch your cold so I could be the one feasting on you. :licker:


All I've got to offer is some :sperm: and nobody wants that, right?

You know cold medicine makes all your juices flow.

I've heard the most reliable way to take a patient's temperature is rectally.

Funny thing... I have a thick thermometer too... ;)

ouch (_x_)

This is slightly off topic...

But why is it that...

:sperm: <---- the sperm is sad? Shouldn't the sperm feel happy? My sperm are happy, I dare-say. So why is the sperm all frowns and blueness?

Hope your cold gets better, lil. I'd offer up some witty and salicious cure...but everyone seems to have all the standard ones covered at the moment :)

Thanks! I think he is :( cause he's not in a warm wet place :D he's stuck here on this page :p

You know, the inside of your nose right now is a wet and warm place. :eew:

Been there done that :D:D:p

DAT, that is, dermal antibody transfer, a revolutionary treatment requiring a maximal skin to skin contact for the longest time.

Is that anything like writhing around naked????

I've always felt like if you're not feeling well, you should spend lots of time in bed ... with company to help keep you warm. Lots of back rubs and massaging with warm fluids worked deeply into the skin.