Need A Custom Email Name
 

Hey All,
After seeing how well my story did here (thanks to all who read it) I have decided to try to expand my writing and submit it to some web sites (including the pixie front page first) but first I need a new email. I have been trying to come up with something creative but have been having a bit of writer's block. So therefore I am taking suggestions, obviously sexual but I don't want it flat out blunt. I am not using VLM or some of my other aliases, I want this to be new. I am not sure what the reward will be for me choosing your suggestion but I will come up with something.

VLM

P.S. If you have a pen name please send it in a PM please. All suggestions welcomed. Thanks all.

Victor Lane Monroe.......look up the meanings of each name......hope it helps ( of course one is a play one words)

I saw that Victor means conqueor but I dont know where to go for the others. Tried wiki but doesnt have what they mean. Help me out here

Shaffer Parker.

You wanted a pen name.

Im sure there is a joke in there but I am missing it. But thanks for the idea.

Shaffer and Parker are the names of the makers of actual pens. I think Parker's logo is a heart...but don't quote me on that.

OF? Isn't Shaffer actually spelled Shaeffer? I could be wrong about that too!

To verify...go to the pen and pencil aisle of any store and look at the brands.

Erm....it's actually Sheaffer, but not to worry.

Vick Ly Magina :D

Do a google for a name generator. It's how I pick out my screen names and names for characters in stories now.

I mean for those rare instances where a rare pun won't do.

I still say you could never go wrong with a pun.

Google "shaffer pen" and you'll find a company in Fort Madison, Iowa.

The penis mightier than the sword.

Thanks to all of the info, please keep the thoughts coming. Also, I had thought about a pun. And I know erotica is naught and all, but I was trying to avoid the puns. But that is just me, but if a good one shows up maybe I will use it.

That'd be the pens from penisland.net right?

:roflmao:

I loved it. Must be showing my age again. :(

That link is surprisingly work safe!

All I know is that someone is kicking themselves for not getting that domain.

But penisland.com is not being used.

My suggestion means.... victor = champion lane = path monroe = mouth

I thought it was fitting champion of the mouth i.e. the spoken/written word

DB,

And mine.

:roflmao: *giggle*snort* pen name

I was thinking of something like Silky Thead :p






Do you have a sister? :brows:







You will learn to always read every word from OldFart.:nod: Don't EVER fly past his words.




or :rolleyes2



If you don't like Shaffer Parker, maybe Pilot Bic would suite you better. :D

Not really sure what you are looking for but here are a couple of ideas...


take a word and seperate it by a space.

Example:

Dom Inateme (dominate me)

Val Entino (Valentino)

Or take a sentence and just use the first letters ( or the second) of the words.

Example:

ILY T SOTAN= I LOVE TO SUCK ONE TIT AFTER ANOTHER

IAN ALIJAG=I AM NAUGHTY AND LOVE IS JUST A GAME


I know if I ever get a book published my pen name will be a play on my initials and last name.

Just some ideas.

I want that^ book

I guess what I am looking for would be a naughty/erotic pen name. Kinda like a strippers name, but I am trying to avoid puns or direct implications. By direct implications I am meaning "bigdickbob" or crap like that. Obviously sex is acceptable, but just like a girl on a web cam site. You always wanna leave them wanting more.

I would like to thank you all for you suggestions. I decided to go with ShafterParker, subtle and yet kinda wrong sounding. Like me. Thanks again for all the help.