this should clear things up
 

uh...what's sploshing?

and if you need some pillow talk ideas. or want to know how to advance the conversation

(i had to copy the pic into paint to read most of 'em but it was worth it)

It's still confusing. Isn't it easier just to things as is. Women blame the men, men say we're sorry even if we're right, and we all live happily ever after. Or have I just seen way to many sitcoms?

I like that colorful one. My tendency is that one just left of the center one right above the lower pink and red areas, and the blue-green. :coffee:

if you're watching fifties sitcoms, then yes.:D

Covering one's self in food for erotic stimulation. May also include covering one's partner in food, and/or eathing the food off of the other.

"Gun play" comes under the category of "erotic explosions"? :roflmao:

ty!

i have totally sploshed! i'm dirty

Is it ok if the animals noises (the sheep's baah in particular) are made because it's the only noise said sexual partner is capable of emitting?


Hypothetically speaking, of course. :brows:

Frankly, this is one business model that would have been better left alone.

And I thought I was confused before...

I didn't see anything on the list about leaving someone alone. Sorry, that's non-compliant behavior. :p

Speaking of which, I was just having that conversation.

I want to tie Mrs. WI to the bed, go make a sandwich & watch some tv...is that wrong?

only if you don't put cheese on it.

Phew! Then I'm ok.


I started to worry when I decided to use rye even though she was hollering something about a batard.

Wild, please tell you didn't actually do that. I mean, it'd be rude not to ask if she wanted anything. You were going to the kitchen after all......

I now understand all...

NOT...

*hands lc69hunter a big bowl of popcorn.....*

I'm gonna just watch awhile.






You think WI could drop off a diet Pepsi on his way back from the kitchen?

If I offered to bring her back something from the kitchen, I wouldn't be very dominant would I? That's why a scenario like that would never work with her and I. I don't feel comfortable lapsing into that role where I can tie her up and walk in and out of the room at my whim, taking pleasure from her elongated state of arousal interspersed with cooling down time.

That's why I need to try with someone that I know will take pleasure in seeing me free myself to enjoy the moment, wherever it takes us. Someone that I know will laugh with me when something goes totally wrong. lol

Wasn't there some urban legend, or some movie, about a guy that tied up his girlfriend and then had a heart attack, leaving her alone in the bed in a remote cabin somewhere? Maybe that's why she isn't that keen on the idea!

*shrugs*


/hands Teddy Bear a drink on the way back to the bedroom to untie the Mrs.

The version I heard had the man in a Batman outfit (or some part thereof) & jumping off the dresser, hitting his head on the ceiling fan, knocking him old cold...

rofl. oh, the visual!

Could be these maps clear things up, maybe?

Fetish Roadmap


Holiday Destinations

I seem to recall a Stephen King novel where that happened. As for the title, it escapes me at the moment, having read it many years ago

It's Gerald's Game.