Miracle Land aka Pixie Land
 

In Miracle Land...

there are Mt Dew water fountains.

In Miracle Land...

there is licorice dental floss.

In Miracle Land...

the weather is always just how you want it.

In Miracle Land...

your bed is always warm and toasty.

Everything sugarfree tastes wonderful.

In Miracle Land...

there is teleportation.

In Miracle Land...

your clothes NEVER make your butt look big.

In Miracle Land...

Nobody I know has health problems.
In miracle land...

there is sex whenever you want it.

In miracle land...

people can turn in to crocodiles.

In Miracle Land...

Crocodiles can be your friend.

In miracle land...

Spouses stay on the same page sexually.

In miracle land...

there are wookie blankets and fishsticks.

In miracle land...

"Imagine there's no Heaven".....

In Miracle Land

no-one puts mushroom in my food.

In Miracle Land

You can eat a never ending packet of TimTams and not put on an ounce.

In Miracle Land...

Kids never get sick or seriously hurt, and NEVER need to stay overnight (or longer) in a hospital.



In Miracle Land......

There is no work ONLY play

In Miracle Land

Everyone is properly compensated for their hard work

AND

CEO's are not rewarded with huge bonuses for running their companies onto the financial rocks.

In Miracle Land...

I get to take a dear friend to Cirque de Shovemydickupherass. :p

In Miracle Land...

Mr. Lil sends me on vacation to Seattle by way of Connecticut


In Miracle Land...

... it's warm enough that everyone walks around nude.

In Miracle Land ...

...Old Fart would enjoy mushrooms in his food. :roflmao:

In Miracle Land ...

...we could wander around nude and not worry about sun burn.

In Miracle Land...

You don't have to get up at 4:00am and work a 10 hour day.


In Miracle Land....

That would require a BIG miracle.

There is only snow for people who like snow.....

In Miracle Land....

everyone goes to a 4 day work week.

In Miracle Land...

there is right and wrong....black and white....but no grays

In Miracle Land...

teachers get paid more than strippers.

In Miracle Land...

teenagers are never moody, clean their rooms, and understand that the world doesn't revolve around them.


In Miracle Land.....

Sorry, some things are just too out there even for Miracle Land :shrug:

... those working the 4-day work week would get paid double time for the time they work. :)

In Miracle Land ...

he'd care.

In Miracle Land...

people don't get burned in fires.

In Miracle Land. . .

... the grass is always lush and green and the rivers run clear and full and the sun's UV rays never harm anyone.

In Miracle Land ...

...homes & yards would be self-cleaning

In Miracle Land ...

I'd have all the energy I ever need.

In Miracle Land . . .

Les Claypool would be calling me for lessons.

In Miracle Land...