WTF is wrong with me
 

!!!! POOR JEEPING!!!!!!


seriously, i have gone from wanting sex 5-6 times a week to practically raping my husband every time we are alone.....
scratch that, ive drug him upstairs and raped him when we WERNT alone!!!!

this has been going on more than 3 months now and i swear to god the poor man looks so tired!

i make him stay up,
i wake him up early,
i wake him up in the middle of the night
i wont let him sleep, !

we were at it a few hours the other day and after he had came 4 times he was trying to run away and throwing toys at me!!

poor guy is acting like an abused man! evertime i grab him he gets this scared look in his eyes.......

i asked him last night if he could get a stunt cock for me cuz i need more LOL! deservedly, he almost smacked me ......he went to swat my ass, but he stopped mid swing cuz he knew it wud turn me on LMAO!!!!

Being the compassionate soul that I am, permit me to offer my humble self as a substitute for your beloved, enabling him to recover the well deserved lust for you that is evident in your comments above.

Cool dude - that's me. :rolleyes:

When you've finished with jseal, if hubby still needs a break, you could drop in on my place if you like!

:D YAYAYAY :D gotta love a willing stunt double :D
and i think he may need a break.he hasnt made one pass at me today before he went to work....he usually always begging for wake up sex before work LOL!

holy fuckin a! that man is the luckiest man alive.
if i can get dragged off once i'm lucky! :molest:
if he can't hack it . . . :corn:
well, i'm sure he'll hold up long enough.

as long as he does, keep at it girl. 'cuz as long as he can please you, you're a lucky girl. :line:

Yet another strong argument for polyamory.

or for at least 3 somes !!(or moresomes)


jeesh!!! he left for work while i was at a friends pulling up flooring.....no sex for me tonight!!!DAMNIT!!

There's not a woman in the world that can't look up longer than a man can look down. ;)

Very Lcky Guy...I'm jelous

You sound like my wife got when she was... um..... PREGNANT!!

Are you pregnant?

Best six months of my life.. twice!!! :) :)

LMFAO eggar!!! and that was one of my first thoughts .....3 preg tests later ive still got negative results (THANKS ALL THAT CAN BE THANKED)

nope just a horney bitch latley!!! my MIL has been in town and i aint had GOOD sex in awhile!!! i think it was friday the last time he made me scream! Pilllow biting sex is OK but damn i needed MORE!

MIL left today taking the child with her, so i RUSHED home from work and got in just in time to rape my husband mmmmmmm it was a damn good quicky! to bad he had to leave for work or i cudda had more LOL!

Wow!!!!!!

damn, I wish I had his problem. Too much sex sure beats the shit out of not enough.

very true
untill u get so horney u let him stick it where ever he wants
:hump:
and instead of just mildly enjoying it
you scream
:horny: "HELL YA BABY FUCK THAT HARDER" :horny:
.....and he does......





....and u can sit right for a week......... :eek:

what wmkrow said

ya i think jeeping is loving the problem as well LOL! never seen him happier...........happy but tired !!! LMAO!!

Quit laughing or your ass is long gone.

oh man gekko dont i wish!!!! my ass has its own zip code it cud use to be laughed off a bit eheheheheh!

So nikki.................. tell me again what the problem is? :D

well ....the problem is......my ass is sore and my husband is sleep deprived LMAO!!! other than that , life is fantastic!!!!

I look forward to your posts here every day.:) Like the Energizer bunny, you keep going and going and going and that happy thought keeps me cumming and cumming and ........

AWWWWWWW ty :D glad someone looks forward to me!!!

PF......... You heard that the Energizer bunny died of a massive heart attack, right??

It seems someone put his batteries in backwards and he kept cumming and cumming and cummmmmming.................

:rofl:



:thumb:

I look forward to you, too. And back ....... at all your sexy pics!! :licker: :wink:

DM

heheh! jeeping was very devastated he left the cam down stairs last night LMAO!!!


the poor man, we were out and about yesterday and i teased n tormented him all day LOL! i enjoyed the hell out of it ....finally at about 10 last night i finally let him have his way LOL! poor guy i was so mean!

That does not sound like a strictly accurate description of the events leading up to the incident.

ROFLAMO!!! no ...kinda vague huh??? LOL!!!

opppppsss my bad ;)

hes out side fixing the yard tractor......think the nighbors wud mind if i took him for a ride??? LMAO!!!

Try moon-lite tractor rides for two. :hump:


:nod:

In public?

its kinda public........we only have an acre to ourselves! right about now i dont care to much who sees ! LOL!

Good then you won't mind the cameras some of us Pixie guys might set up.

hehehehe ;)

Nikki, for me it started when I was about 30. If I get on a roll, all I want is more sex. I think that it's evolution and the baby-making hormones that do it...even if you're on contraceptive your body doesn't know any different.

Now I have two modes...on and off. Off means never interested (which unfortunately has been more common lately) and on means 5-6 times a day would not be enough.

I sympathize, but have no solutions. Enjoy the ride.

it just feels good not to be alone!!!! no solutions nessacary LOL

Are you suggesting she ride you instead of UKJeeping?

That could be interesting, excellent suggestion my scaly friend.

:wtp:

I wish I had jeeper's "problem".......
 

I would be thrilled if she (the woman I am married to)showed just the smallest bit of sexual interest in me, I can't even get a grope,slap or pinch anymore.

****gropes, slaps, n pinches fireman****