Ever been caught masturbating?
 

Have any of you ever been caught? I'm talking about someone who you wouldn't to have them see you. Like a parent or friend? When I was young my mom walk in on me. Christ, I couldn't look her in the eye for a week :D

My teenage daughter caught me last week!:eek: :eek:

How embarrassing it was... for both of us!!!

Wish I could have caught you!
 

You naughty girl Amour! If I would have caught you I'd have made you finish yourself while I gave you a good hard spanking. Of course you'd have to finish me too!

i got caught
 

my mom caught me a couple of times...she just said sorry and shut the door:redghost:

Almost caught?
 

My mom entered my private bathroom to gather dirty towels to launder while I was stroking my teenage member, and the sound of the door opening startled the rising tide in my organ and shut it down quickly. I was able to shift myself around the fixture so my back was to her, and I thought she just felt she walked in on me getting ready to "pass water," but maybe she caught more than I realized, she sure was red-faced! Also, my dad came to me a few weeks later and asked if I had any follow-up questions from our "birds and bees" talk of five years earlier. VBG

I remember when my mate's older sister walked in on me. Trouble is I had my eyes closed and didn't notice ger til i'd finished. Talk about embarresed. Still it's something to laugh about now.

Ever been caught masturbating?
 

I used to work the 3rd shift and was used to masturbating quite
often in the morning!One morning my wife was home and the kids
were in the yard,playing.I was laying in bed;reading an erotic
magazine;got horny;and started to play with my hard penis.Even
tho my wife and I knew each other masturbated and had done
each other;many times;before we were married.(our means of
Birth Control)She walked by the room and saw me and got
extremely horny-herself.I figured that with the kids home that I
would just do myself,rather than take a chance of them seeing
us together.She walked in;got on the bed;and finished me!I then
did her and it is something that I will always remember;even after
36yrs. of marriage.My sex drive was always higher than my wifes
and she thought that masturbating was preferable to cheating.
She admitted;after marriage;that she did herself; almost nightly;
before marriage.Before marriage,she wouldn't admit to doing it!
Women are funny like that.Things are talked about more freely
now than they were in the 60s.That freedom probably would have
saved alot of male guilt feelings. Irish

Yeah, I've been caught...

when I was 15, I was at my best friend's house, whacking off in his bathroom (cuz his parents were home and so we couldn't whack off to porn in their living room like we normally did). Anyway, his 17-year-old sister walked in on me (I had accidentally forgotten to lock the door). It was embarassing as hell, but to my surprise she just smiled and started playing with her pussy. When I came, she let me finish her off, too...it was cool. after that, we actually started dating, amazingly, and even though it only lasted a year, I got head many times, got to eat her pussy many times, and once we had sex. i shit you not

I was caught at a pretty young age by my younger brother, though I'm not sure he knew what I was doing considering I jumped up and kinda covered myself before he could really see much. But I'm pretty sure he suspected (by the way, this was when i was having doorknob troubles and at the time had none at all so you just pushed the door).

busted
 

I got caught alright, by my former employer.AS LONG AS I LIVE I WILL NEVER LIVE THAT ONE DOWN.I worked at a full service gas station,after closing on newyears day,I went up into a loft to stroke my then 19 year old cock when my boss and his son walked in.The most embarasing moment of my life .Believe it or not he didn't can my ass,I worked there for 3 months after that.I ended up buying a house 2 blocks away and still see him around.LIVE AND LEARN I ALWAYS SAY!

Ive never been caught, luckily.

But I remember one time like 5 or 6 months ago naw maybe closer then that but anyway I was chillen wit my homie and just saw my first porno with Sylvia Saint (No Parents at home of course). I managed to stealhly rub the wang and bust a stealth nut while sittin down enjoyin the 4 o clock only titties and ass special but it was the shit.

And Helix if that story is true, god damn your fuckin lucky. I feel that you are shittin me tho hahah cuz thats too damn lucky.

I was caught!!!
 

Hubby caught me. He said he wanted to watch me finish, so I did, and after I did we had one of our best sex sessions ever.
hmmmmmmm...........maybe it time to let him "catch" me again !!!

No never have been caught, some times thought when I'am in the shower I wish the wife would walk in on me. Have never caught her either.

:p

Willow, that reminds me...
 

Some years back, I was stroking while the wife was getting ready to go to work. Just as I got close, she walks in, sees my hardon, squeals, jumps on me and starts sucking! She didn't hear my warning and I shot straight down her throat. Funny thing was it took her a min to notice the taste, she looks up at me and says, "YUUUUUCK!"

Oh well...

yes when i was like 15, i was caught by my 17yr old female cousin. how embarasing...

I bagged my younger brother
 

I caught my younger brother stroking his pretty big cock when I was 19 he was 16....he was hung and I just stared with my jaw almost on the floor.......I was beet red as was he but we said nothing as he finished.....about 30 secs............he is big and I had to see it again.......so 2 days later I walked in on him showering and he was jerking it again........this time I grabbed it and then got on my knees and sucked him off......he has an 11 incher and thicker than my wrist.............nothing ever happened after that but my lord was he big........I can't imagine any girl getting that thing inside their tight pussy..........................have any of you ladies out there ever had a real man like my young stud brother.

Micky

My mom caught me when I was 13...very embarassing!! Then my (gay) step-brother walked in on me (I also had doornob problems) and tried to suck me off, but I kicked him in the balls and threw him outta my room. :redghost:

I was caught!
 

Used to fill in on weekends for my friend as a security officer in the Wall St. area while in college. Anyway, there usually wasn't much to do so I would turn on the T.V. and stroke my penis while watching the public access channel which had erotic shows on late at night. Little did I know that some of the floors had secret security cameras that recorded every stroke. Needless to say I was fired from the position and caused my friend much embarrassment. Not the mention the fact that within a few weeks, my college classmates found out what happened. My girlfriend at the time broke up with me because of the gossip and I never could get a date with anyone in my class after that.

liars
 

those that voted as "don't masturbate" are not telling us the truth!!!

:eek: I got caught once or twice at home. But the most embarrasing situation was at college.

I was at my desk looking at porn on the computer. When a bunch of people on my floor started to come in the room. I quickly slid forward so my activities were hidden by plain view. I slammed my thumb against the moniter power switch to hide what I was viewing. So that part was hidden but I couldn't put away my member because it was in a monsterous hard on.
They woke up my roommate who was on the top bunk near the computer. He started to climb down. I was sweating bullets by this time. They tried to get me in the conversation but I acted like I just woke up myself acting really grumpy.
One of my friends decided to give me a back rub to help wake me up. Needless to say that with as much as I was sqerming she thought I really enjoyed the back rub.
They finish pounding out a plan to do for the day and invited me to go with them. I politly declined saying that I had a paper to work on.
They left I put my member away and learned the valuable lession to LOCK THE DOOR!!!

Caught Masturbating
 

When I was 17, I decided to go into my room and masturbate for awhile. I took all my clothes off, put baby oil all over my penis, and sat on the bed with my favorite Playboy magazine. I was masturbating to the hot girls in the magazine for about ten minutes. All of a sudden, I hear my door open. The sudden noise sent me into an orgasm. I looked up to see my mom standing in the doorway when my orgasm started. I moaned and shot my cum all over the mazazine. It was a dead silence for a second, so you could hear my jizz ploping on the mazazine. After I am done, my mother looks at me on the bed facing her, naked, with my penis in my hand, covered in cum, sitting next to a playboy magazine, also covered in spooge. She says, "sorry, I did not mean to interrupt you" and walked out. She knocks for now on and has not mentioned this incident, which is good because it is so embarrassing.

been caught too many times to remember
 

Ok, so my brand new roomate hands me a video tape of one of those Hollywood sex-thriller flicks and says, "This is good. You should watch it." And leaves the room.

I think the movie was called "Wild Things". Anyway, it had a great scene of two hot girls kissing while the guy was pouring champagne down her tits.. know the one?

So there I was, watching and rewinding that scene over and over again and pulling the Johnston. Well, my roomate walks in the room, but DOESN"T NOTICE WHAT I AM DOING! (She passed behind the couch and tooks some books off the shelf or something.)

She also manages to sit quietly on a chair and watch the movie with me without noticing what I am doing, and of course I am stroking away oblivious to her.

Suddenly she gasps as she glances over at me, and I awkwardly try to cover up 'the work site'. She was shocked and I was shocked because I assumed that she had been sitting there watching me, and only now signaled her presence.

She stood up and left the room and I ran after her apologizing saying things like, "Uh, I thought I was alone." and "Yeah, good movie...".

Well she went out for the evening and I was all embarrassed all afternoon, but later that evening she came home a little hammered and we had a laugh and I got her to watch the scene with me while she sat in my lap (to keep me from accessing the 'worksite').

We spent a good year and half fucking as friends/roomates.

So the moral of this story is that getting caught by someone is a great way to break the ice.

Do try this at home, kids.

Getting caught
 

I remember jerking off one morning in the kitchen hard as hell caught up in my thoughts pull down my pants and start to stroke it. Felt really good and my ex came in the kitchen and was looking at me masturbating. I felt really bad but kept jerking because it was about to cum. Wow what a memory she never mentioned anything about it.:whiteghos :redghost:

Guy 52---Just curious.Didn't your ex know that you masturbated?
My wife knows that I do and she doesn't mind as long as I still
take care of her.She even approves because my sex drive has
always been higher then hers.She figures that it's better then
doing something with someone else.She also masturbates if I'm
not handy!She knows how powerful a sex drive can be and also
knows that I have done so for years!Sometimes we even do it
together. Irish
PS.I worked nights for years,so it was handy(pun intended)for
us both.I think;it;kept us together!We have been married for
36yrs.

I wish I could be caught by someone besides my wife she would not approve. Maybe a strange woman could catch me and I could watch her masturabate as I finished.

I've never been caught myself, but when I was younger I did catch my roommate. I was 20 and moving in to my first apartment with a platonic friend. I knock on the door, but didn't receive an answer, so I used my key. All the way up the stairs I called his name. When I got to the top of the stairs, I found him laying on the couch with his pants around his ankles doing the "knuckle shuffle". At the time I was rather shy and niave, I'll bet I turned 6 shades of red!:redghost:

Later that night we were downstairs at the neighbor's apartment and my roommate said to our neighbor, "I think your cat got into my apartment this morning, I heard him on the stairs". Little did he know it wasn't the cat at all, but me. :D

Getting caught
 

Irish: Unfortunately my wife never approved of me masturbating. My sex life with her was the missionary position in and out wham bang thank you mam. Once in a while I was able to go down on her. Like a kid in a candy store. That is one of the reasons why I left her. She had a lot of good qualities but sex wasn't one of them.

Whilst staying over at my girlfriend's house her mother caught me once. She entered the bathroom not realising I was still in the shower, seeing me she was equally surprised but with a smile on her face she closed the door, opened her bathrobe and it let slip to the floor. She gave me glimpse of her naked body. Seeing her lovely tits and shaved pussy I shot my load. With a cheeky grin on her face she offered to wash me but I didn't get the chance to reply as her husband called her and she left blowing me a kiss!

When I eventually got showered and dressed and went downstairs my girlfriend was curious to know why her mother gave her wink and a cheeky smile. I never had the courage to explain the situation I found myself in that Sunday morning, but that afternoon we had great sex in the back of my car! I never did find out if her mother told her.

I have never been caught to my knowledge anyway. The reason I say this is because my wife like to masturbate in the shower. As I have said in an earlier post, she is very loud when she has an orgasm and really dosen't realize just how loud. Anyway, when she does it in the shower, I can hear her although she dosen't realize it. If I told her, she would not do it again, while I was home anyway, so shhhhh...don't tell her I know.:D

My teenage son barged into our bedroom and caught me in mid-stroke.

We were both quite shocked, but he stared intently for about 10 seconds as I continued to masturbate. After the pause, he turned around and walked out of the room before I actually ejaculated.

He had discussed with me his inability to stop masturbating, and seemed relieved when I assured him that it was all perfectly normal and that he should not try to limit it.

Our daughters usually came into our en-suite in the mad morning rush to get ready for work and on a couple of occasions both of them caught me masturbating in the shower. Neither took too much notice of the scene as I am sure they were constant masturbators themselves.

John.

Luv2Please---Why is it that women are so bashful about the fact
that they masturbate?It's not nearly as bad as it was years ago;
but when I was going out with my wife;men or women;didn't admit it.My wife and I didn't even discuss it;until after we were married.The other person used to be considered perverted;in those days;unless they just did it together. Irish

Well some of us aren't bashful......
:o :D ;)

I masterbate and I am proud of it!!!!! :D ;)

People who haven't masturbated are rarities or liars.

Masturbation is sex with someone you absolutely trust.

It's just lonely sometimes.

I have been caught a few times, usually not a problem, but the first was the worse. Age 14, in the gym showers, I was caught by Sister Catherine. I thought I was alone... my fingers were busy...
She just cleared her throat and when I looked up, horrified, she just said I was going to be late for class, and not to forget mass that night. (Wednesday) I guess she wanted me to go to confession.

When you masturbate as much as I do...

Shoot...I've been caught too many times to count. The only really embarassing time was when my granny walked in my room while I had a dildo shoved up my pussy, and a vibrator woking on my clit...I was covered, so she didn't see anything, but the vibrator was obvious. When she asked what the noise was, I told her it was static on the radio! Still makes me giggle to think about it! :)

:D

Ophelia

Wanda,

Your story reminds me of an event in the showers of my boarding school at the same age.

Boarding schools in Australia were quite spartan affairs in those days and the showers were simply a row of about 5/6 shower roses with no privacy screens.

The kids were all 14/15 and erections were common. I remember well one time a young lad was at the end in the corner and he turned into the corner with his back to all the others.

It was obvious after a few seconds what he was doing and we said not a word as we all knew it could have been us.

John.

getting caught
 

im new here (first post). i havnt ever been caught that i know of but im almost sure my folks knew. i think evryones find out, they just dont say anything

Welcome, Tboy. My mum certainly knew I was doing it. She let me know so too, without being direct. I used to do it in bed on weekends and during school holidays and she kept bringing me cups of tea at the wrong time. I was always embarrassed but couldn't stop myself.

Most embarrassing time, however, was when my male cousin was teaching me how to masturbate. We'd done it together a couple of times before. Then, one morning, his mother (who should have been working downstairs in the shop) caught us both. I was speechless, jumped off the bed and tried to hide. Think I was only just 12 when that happened.

Yet, one of my favourite fantasies now, is being caught in the act.

I have never actually been caught, but i know that my family knows i do it.......:redghost: One morning after i had gone particularly vigorously at myself, my little brother looks at me over breakfast and says: "Geez Kate, your bed sure is squeaky!" and I without skipping a beat said: "I'm a really restless sleeper :D " I know my bro catches on to a lot of stuff, considering that the day after i shaved myself, he found the remnants in the trashcan. What a nosy little ass! hehe ;)