Does your computer turn you on?
 

I mean really.

Ya got your inbox and your outbox...just THINKING about it makes me warm.

You've got your members and your Yahoos not to MENTION Hotmail. *warmer yet*

And THEN you've got your massages...oh that's message, sorry. :D

But you have views and toolbars, software and hardware...

lots of things are easy access...oh my I'm so warm!

You can launch things on your computer or tweak your settings...

oh my goodnes. My computer turns me on TERRIBLY! :D :D :D

*squints* say, uh... been into the goofyroot again, have we?

Mine must be into golden showers cause it likes to piss me off.....:D

And THEN you got your controls and your ability to post POLLS!

POLLS you guys! OMG!!!

You've got message lengths to contend with as well as many other options.

You insert things here and there....attach things, preview things....

oh my ...you don't see it huh?

nope! NOT into inanimate objects at ALL!

nope RG I turn IT on LOL when I want to

My square faced monster is just a gateway to turning

on others.

The day my computer can perform oral sex on me is the day that it will turn me on!! :D :D :p ;)

Diva

Want to go halves in a new store?

Erotic Peripherals-R-us has the best range of autosucks,

Tommy the Tingling Tongue, Ellie the Electric Ewe (with head-

phones for realistic sound) and other erotic toys.

Perhaps our Pixie Folk can come......up with some more.

Oldfart the Erotic Entrepreneur.

Heehee...sounds like plan Oldfart!!

Here is another, that I think would please the Ladies very much...

The Nibbling Clit Mouse! :D :D

hm.....pictures more pictures!
 

Diva..you mean one of these???

OOPS wrong pic....I'll leave this one though for a few moments.....


back in a moment with the RIGHT picture. :) :) :)

THIS should be right....

Great Mouse RG! Bet you've got a custom Joystick too!

LMAO@ RandyGal!!!!!!
You want to be head designer for our new shop????? :D :D

well its allways going down on me

RATFLMAO @ axe31

NOW you've got the right idea Axe! :D

See? Computers/websites/internet are all very sexy are they NOT???

Woo HOO! LOL

NOT!

it turns me on when i get to pixies!!!:D :D :p ;)

dont forget primery and secondary slave

and HARD drive and RAM.......zips......

LOL @ axe31 :D :D

But no-one ever mentions floppy