Masters or masturbation?
 

Let's see what the Pixies community will be doing tomorrow...

Watching the Masters.....or masturbation???

OR BOTH??? :eek:

Golf sucks!
i'm gonna go to church,
eat Easter dinner,



and go home jerk off!

No cow-pasture pool for me, thanks. :rolleyes:

Italian soccer for me tomorrow

Divot or diddle...that is the question:D

Golf always has and always will suck the biggest suck that ever suck sucked.

I'd rather jack off anyday.

In fact, I'm whipping out my cock as we speak just to put my money where my mouth is.

(hope my co-workers don't come back in too soon!) LOL

G.O.L.F. = Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden

No shit! I ain't makin that up! It WAS a gentleman's sport only, in it's infancy!

Sooooooooo......Where's that leave us, ladies?

Oh...and I don't watch any sporting event (television or otherwise) because it takes time away from perving!

*huffs outta the "golf" thread*

Golf????????






Why the hell would I watch GOLF when the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on????? :D:D:D:D

<-- Thinks Tiger Woods is cute

I completely agree...he's like a dorky kind of cute.

Didn't even know there was a big golf tournament :o

<-- goes back to her bubble

I must admit, today was a fantastic round in the Master's. I'm glad Mickelson finally won a major. :)

And what does that have to do with golf?

Re: Masters or masturbation?
 

Re: Masters or masturbation?


Was there really a difference?:confused: Flogging your club is flogging your club. ;)