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Suprise!!!!
> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
> mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got > caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked > the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. > > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all > to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. > > "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." > > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if > the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." > > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled > in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got > on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. > > About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. > > It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined > that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the > ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, > > "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at > on our ski holiday up North?" > > "Yes, I do." said Bob > > "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house > and pay her a visit ?" > > "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to > admit that I did." > > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" > > Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I > did." > > "Why do you ask?" > > "She just died and left me everything." > > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) |
Irish,
Yes, you got me. |
jseal---Don't feel bad!I got MYSELF! Irish
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