Funniest things you've said to your boss.
 

Dude...where's my car? it being a...body shop and all..

"It's a shame the sewer's have no good chairs to sit on around here"

...beings it's an upholstery shop and we make seating for the world!

But, on a daily basis I make my boss laugh. It's just that every single thing I say to him is a [you'd have to be there for it to make sense] kinda thing!

Hey, Serge...there's a reason that France is always PINK on maps. Where's your fighting spirit?


(((my boss is French :p )))


EDIT: Ok...It doesn't sound very funny now, but I felt it was at the time. :)

"I didn't call you gay...I just said "If you tell them you're gay, they'll stop sending you the Victoria Secret catalog." I think there's a big difference!"

ROFLMAO

Gosh, I don't know where to begin. How 'bout:


"Okay--I'm never going to rehab with you again."


[Note: We went to visit a client--her as the attorney and me as the notary--but it's much funnier when you don't know that.] :D

You’re fired!!

After a long discussion we built it HIS way……………. Then we tested it. :rofl:

This is something my boss said to me. Now I think some of you will agree with the joke.

The brain, heart and the asshole are arguing over who is in charge.

The brain says "Well I am coz without me none of you would work."

The heart says "Well I am coz without me none of you would work."

The asshole says "No you're both wrong I am the boss."

So the brain and heart laugh at the asshole and say "yeah ok then, prove it."

So the asshole doesn't work for a week and the heart starts to get all hot and the brain starts to worry. Eventually the brain and heart yeild and the asshole goes back to work.

What's the moral of the story?

All bosses are assholes!

Goes back a few years. My desk was in front of my bosses and one day, workers were working on the pipes in the ceiling above us when one of the ceiling tiles got bumped and fell down beside him.

I turned around, looked up and said ... "Up two and over one!"

Turned back around and went back to work. :)